It’s a race against time for me to polish off my look at GI JOE Ultimates Wave 4 before Wave 5 ships. To be fair, I have no idea when Wave 5 will be coming, but the sense of urgency will do me good. A little while back, I checked out Gung-Ho from this assortment, so let’s knock out the other JOE before digging into the Cobras. And that means it’s Stalker’s turn! Of course, Stalker is one of the OG, first series releases, from the Real American Hero line. He’s so old, he remembers what it was like to fight when he couldn’t even swivel his arm around!
Here he is in the packaging and looking great despite the gradual cutbacks to the presentation. It’s a window box without the sleeve from the first waves, and the once glossy metallic finish of the box is now matte. There’s some character art and a blurb about Stalker on the back of the box. As a figure, this Infantry Specialist was a favorite of mine for a long while. He showed up in my collection early and he went on EVERY mission, often providing cover when the pretend shit hit the pretend fan. I feel like Stalker got short changed in the episodes of the cartoon, but he did get to shine in the original intro every week.
Super7 has been doing a great job capturing that Sunbow cartoon look in these figures and Stalker here is certainly no exception. He’s a very simple sculpt, with the bulk of his uniform achieved through the paint and colored plastic camo deco. You get a few rumples here and there, a sculpted collar, cuffs, and boots, and a pouch on his right thigh and right bicep. But truth be told, this is all the figure needed. His simple, clean look really lends to the toon style. The belt and Y-back equipment rig is cast in brown plastic and worn by the figure and the canteen on the back of the belt is actually a removable accessory, which is pretty neat.
There are three head sculpts and I dig every one of them. The first is a neutral look. His eyebrows and distinguished mustache are both sculpted as well as painted. The eye paint is very simple, lending the cartoon look to the portrait. The beret is sculpted as part of the head, so it’s permanent, and I really love what they did with the sharp contours of his nose. The second portrait is serious and determined expression that suits the character beautifully. The hint of a smile is gone and his downturned brow shows he’s not one to be trifled with. The final head is a shouty battle cry type expression and it’s pretty epic. His brow is even more severe and his open mouth shows off a row of pearly white teeth and a sculpted tongue!
Articulation holds no surprises. Like it or hate it, it’s what we’ve been seeing all along. The rotating hinges in the knees and elbows don’t give the range of movement I would like, but it’s serviceable. My figure did have a problem with his left hip joint not being able to kick outward and when I checked it out I could see some light stress marks on the dog bone hinge up there. I’m thinking some heat will help to unlock that movement, but I haven’t tried it yet. Stalker comes with three sets of hands, which include fists, gun hands, and a pair of wider grip accessory holding hands. So, let’s move on to accessories!
Stalker comes well armed with no less than three rifles and a pistol, and I we’ve seen almost all of these before. The largest of the rifles is the M16 we’ve seen at least a few times, most recently with Gung-Ho and Scarlett. It’s a very nice sculpt and I think it suits Stalker quite well. Next is the M-32 “Pulverizer” submachine gun, which references the weapon the original RAH figure came with. This same weapon was cast in green plastic and released with Duke. And the final rifle is the standard Sunbow-style laser rifle, that I love so much. This one has been included with most of the Ultimate JOEs, and I’m always happy to see it.
The final weapon is the pistol. I don’t recall seeing this one before and I believe it’s based on the one Stalker uses to shoot the bomb in the original cartoon intro. This is a very sci-fi design with a simple and toony sculpt cast in a blue-grey plastic.
Additional gear includes a walkie talkie and binoculars. We’ve had a few different radio designs in JOE Ultimates, and I’m not sure if we’ve seen this one before or not, but I suspect we have. It’s nice and boxy with a detailed screen, some buttons and an antenna. And we also get the absolutely shitty binoculars, which we have unfortunately seen a few times. This is easily the worst accessory of the line as it just looks like two Pringles cans welded together. The first time I saw it, I wasn’t even sure what it was supposed to be. I would have been embarrassed to release an accessory this bad with one figure, let alone multiple times.
And lastly, you get the jetpack and bomb that we see from the original cartoon intro. The jetpack is the same one we saw with Snake Eyes and I still dig it a lot. The pack is worn by the figure with actual shoulder straps, rather than pegging into the back. It has a bright purple finish with some yellow paint hits. It would have been cool to get some thrust effect pieces included, but alas we did not. I believe the bomb is a brand new accessory, or at least I don’t remember seeing it before. It’s a great classic cartoon design featuring a bunch of sticks of dynamite attached to a detonator.
Stalker looks great and he’s only held back by the hip joint issue that my figure had. It’s not terribly restrictive, and it remains to be seen whether some heat will fix it, but we shouldn’t be having issues like this with $55 collector figures. I’d also argue that with so many recycled accessories, he could have used at least one major new one. I realize that there weren’t a lot of episode specific accessories from the cartoon you could give him, but maybe that would have been a good excuse to make some thrust effects for the recycled jet pack. Still, the portraits are fantastic, and it’ll be tough to choose which one to go with for everyday display. And that gets me completely caught up on all the JOEs released in this line! When I swing back to this JOE Ultimates again, we’ll see the return of The Baroness!





















































































































































































































