ReAction Horror Series: Freddy Kreuger, Michael Meyers, and Jason Voorhees by Funko

Happy Halloween, Toyhounds!

For someone who absolutely loves horror films, it’s odd that I own precious few horror based toys and action figures. I’m not entirely sure why that is, but in the past it’s prevented me from doing much in the way of Halloween themed features. This year, however, I’m ready with a trio of retro-style figures based on my three favorite 80’s Slashers: Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger, and Michael Meyers. As sick as it may sound, I practically grew up with these guys. My parents were pretty cool about letting me watch horror films and by the time I was in my teens I had a nice collection of VHS horror flicks recorded off of Cinemax, HBO, or Showtime. My bread and butter were the films starring these three slashers. There are installments of Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street that I know my heart, and the same could be said for the first three Halloween films. I know, Meyers wasn’t in Season of the Witch, but I still really dig that flick!

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And there they are as part of the ReAction Horror Series. Back in the day, Kenner planned on releasing a line of 3 3/4” figures based on the film, Alien, but they were never released. Was it because the larger alien figure didn’t sell well? Or did they come to their senses and realize that it wasn’t a movie suitable for children’s toys? Either way, the molds were eventually obtained by Super7 and released as a retro-styled “ReAction” line. The Alien figures were well received by collectors and now Funko is trying to ride that gravy train by releasing all sorts of licensed figures under the “ReAction” line. I’ve already looked at their Rockeer figure and have since stayed away. But when confronted with the three most notorious slashers from the 80’s, I couldn’t resist. Let’s start with Freddy Kreuger…

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I like the artwork they went with for Freddy Kreuger. It’s a really nice promo shot with him clutching his left shoulder with his gloved hand. I don’t think they could have picked a better picture and the movie logo sure looks great on a vintage style card. Freddy comes in his bubble with his fedora trapped off to the side in a little bubble compartment to keep it from rattling around. My only complaint here is that the card arrived creased, but then if it hadn’t, I might have opted to keep all three of these sealed.

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Yup, if Kenner produced a Freddy figure way back in 1984, I have to imagine that this is a pretty good representation of what it would look like. The figure hits all the right points from the slightly oversized head to the rigid 5-POA body. Yes, all three of these figures feature the same vintage style articulation. For a quick scale comparison, I included a shot of him terrorizing Kenner’s own Princess Leia in Hoth Outfit. Freddy’s a tiny bit taller than Leia, but then he was never a big guy so it seems about right.

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If anything this mock up of Retro Freddy might look a little too good. The detail work on the face and glove are actually quite impressive for a figure of this type and the fact that the fedora is removable is a cool bonus, but if you ask Kenner Indiana Jones, he’d tell you that’s a feature that probably wouldn’t have made the cut back in the early 80’s. The pants and shoes are pretty basic stuff, but the sculpted texture on the sweater is nicely done and you even get some ragged areas along the waist. The paintwork is excellent, with clean lines on the red and green sweater stripes and you get some nice coppery paint on his glove. Speaking of which, the glove blades are soft plastic so I don’t have to worry about them snapping off like they did on my 3 3/4” Freddy figure from Mezco’s “Cinema of Fear” line. All in all, I label this figure as a win.

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Next up is Michael Meyers and once again I think Funko did a great job choosing the still shot for the card art. You get Michael with his masked face, half in the shadow, and his butcher knife on full display. Halloween didn’t really have a very notable logo, so I don’t get the same sense of awe about seeing the title on the card here, but all in all I think this is a solid presentation. My figure has his head turned to the side but I’m not sure if they’re all packaged like that or not. He seems to have plenty of clearance in the bubble so I don’t see any reason for it. Also worth noting, while his butcher knife was taped to the side of the bubble, mine is rattling around loose inside. That was *excuse* reason enough for me to consider this an inferior packaged example and rip this guy open too.

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Michael is a much simpler figure than Freddy, but I still think they nailed the character perfectly in this style. The head is still a bit oversized but the sculpting on the mask is almost too good for a retro-style figure like this. From the soulless black eyes to the expressionless white plastic, I would have absolutely no problem identifying who this was supposed to be, even if someone handed me just the head.

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The body consists of just a blue jumpsuit with sculpted pockets on the chest, a cinched waist, a little wrinkling and not much else to speak of. The shoes do have sculpted laces and treads on the bottom. Like I said, it’s not as dynamic as Freddy, but it fits the character perfectly. You also get the tiny butcher knife, which Michael can hold perfectly in his right hand. What’s more, Michael is taller than Freddy and big enough to menace Kenner Leia. Ok, Funko… you’re two for two on these. Can you pull of a Triple Play? Let’s check in with Camp Crystal Lake’s favorite son and see…

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Yes, last but not least is Jason Vorhees and the card for this one is a total winner. While Freddy has more personality, Jason and I have been late night buds for a lot longer. He got me through many nights of insomnia and the two of us have a special bond. The still shot of Jason and the familiar logo both look amazing on the card, even if it isn’t the look that the figure is based on. I’m pretty sure that shot of Jason is from Part VI: Jason Lives as the mask is lacking the chevrons on the cheeks, which are clearly depicted on the figure. I’ll be honest, the condition of the card on this one is perfect and Jason’s machete is still taped to the bubble. I really don’t want to open him, but since I opened the other two… it’s slashing time! Chh chh chh chh, Ha ha ha ha!

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Like Michael Meyers, Jason is a pretty simple figure, but still manages to capture every thing there is about the character. In fact, he’s easily identifiable as from Part 3 because of his outfit and the aforementioned chevron marks on the mask’s cheeks. You get a green shirt with two sculpted pockets, gray trousers, and brown hiking boots. The mask has sculpted and painted straps permanently holding it onto the figure’s little bald and bulbous noggin. Adorable! Jason also clocks in at about the same height as Michael. Mr. Voorhees comes with his trusty machete, which he can hold loosely in his right hand and far more securely in his left.

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I wasn’t overly impressed by the ReAction Rocketeer figure, but this trio of retro slashers has comfortably redeemed Funko’s efforts in my eyes. Don’t get me wrong, I think a lot of these ReAction figures look just plain awful, but these three figures are just plain awesome. For the most part they succeed in exactly what they intended to do: recreate hypothetical figures of serial killer maniacs for a parallel world where such things would be sold to kids. Hey, I had a poster of Freddy Krueger hanging on my wall, so there’s no question I would have bought this figure if it was available. At $10 a pop, I’m very happy I picked these up and they’ve actually given me the confidence I needed to try out some of their Universal Monsters. Hell, I may even try to get another set of these three to keep carded and hang on the wall.

ReAction Figures: The Rocketeer by Funko!

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or have no interest in toys, then you probably know that Funko is putting out a ridiculous number of retro-style 3 ¾” figures based on a whole slew of licensed properties. While I think this line would have been more interesting if they focused first on actual retro-properties, at least initially, I can’t help be drawn in to some of these figures and I wound up pre-ordering a ton of them, despite the fact that a lot of them don’t really look that good. What’s wrong with me? I don’t have enough time to get into that now. Anyway, the first release is a stand-alone figure drawn from Disney’s 1991 sleeper hit, The Rocketeer, and this figure should give us a good idea of what to expect when the flood of figures rolls in toward the end of the Summer.

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If there’s one thing about these ReAction figures that is going to drive me crazy is whether or not to open them. In keeping with true vintage style, the figure comes on a card and bubble and it is most definitely not collector friendly. I get that they were going for authentic vintage packaging here, and I’m sure keeping costs down played into it too, but these figures are aimed at collectors so I’m thinking they could have come up with something a bit more versatile. On the other hand, the figures are cheap enough that openers can buy two without breaking the bank.

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The presentation here is very nearly a homerun. You get the simple Kenner-inspired card with some very nice art deco style artwork inspired by the film. I think the black box with the figure’s name is a little bland and the outline for the bubble doesn’t line up with the actual bubble, but those are really the only blemishes on an otherwise attractive looking card. The figure is encased in a coffin style bubble with the accessories similarly sealed beside him. There’s no tray to support the figure and so he is rather askew in the bubble, but that’s all part of the retro charm. If you haven’t guessed yet, I’m going to rip this baby open so we can check him out.

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So, one of the things I’m going to grouse about is the fact that the ReAction line seems to be overdoing the retro thing just a bit. If you take some of the old Star Wars figures, you can see that there’s actually a lot of sculpted detail on many of them. The sculpt on the actual figure feels like it’s dumbed down a bit to emphasize its faux retro heritage. There’s also a little inconsistency where the sculpting on the jetpack looks a lot more detailed than the figure. I’ll also point out that I’m not a fan of the plastic used for the head. It looks super cheap and doesn’t really jibe with the rest of the figure. It’s also a bitch to photograph properly. Now, with all that having been said, I still dig what Funko did here. It’s a solid looking figure within the stylistic confines that they set out to emulate.

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The paintwork and quality control on the figure has a few hiccups. There is a large mess of something on poor Cliff’s groin area and there are a few other stray paint marks here and there. Still, I’m rather impressed with the individually painted buttons on his tunic and sleeve buckles as well as the paint apps for his eyes and eyebrows. Naturally, the figure features only the classic vintage 5-points of articulation. The joints are all nice and tight, although now is as good a time as any to point out that one of my figure’s legs is slightly longer than the other so he’s always going to be leaning a bit.

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As for the accessories, what would The Rocketeer be without his helmet and jetpack? The jetpack, as mentioned, is quite highly detailed and pegs right onto the figure’s back and holds on snugly. The silver paint looks really nice on this piece and they even sculpted and painted the piece of bubblegum used to for the makeshift repair in the film. The helmet fits over the figure’s head quite well. Yeah, it’s a little big, but I’m going to write that off to retro charm.

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It may sound like I had a lot of beefs with this figure, but I actually do like it a lot. It’s important to note that while the figure is definitely a niche collector item, we are still talking about a $10 figure here, so expectations should be tempered. My only standing complaint would be that I really wish they would either use a less cheap looking plastic for the head, or paint the face, because as it is I think it detracts from the figure. Ultimately, however, I think Funko succeeded in what they set out to do here and I’m looking forward to seeing some of the other releases, particularly the 80’s Slashers and the Universal Monsters.

Game of Thrones Legacy Collection: Eddard “Ned” Stark by Funko

It’s time to venture back to Westeros and visit with Funko’s line of Game of Thrones action figures. This time we’re checking out Ned Stark, who might not be at the top of everyone’s list because he’s been absent from the show for two whole seasons now. What? That’s not a spoiler! I didn’t say he was dead! Oops. Anyway, a big part of why I’m collecting these goes beyond my enjoyment of the books and the show. The truth is the history buff and me just really likes the idea of having some nice medieval style figures and Ned Stark certainly fits the bill.

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There’s the packaging, we’ve seen it three times now, so I don’t have a lot new to add. It is quite attractive with a simple, but effective deco. Ned comes with his scabbard attached to his belt and his two swords beside him. The package is totally collector friendly, and when you open it up you will likely be treated to an assault on your olfactory senses of a like you have never dreamed possible. In other words, these figures stink!

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So far I’ve looked at a couple of figures in full armor, Jon Snow in his Black Watch garb, and now we’re seeing a figure in a plain medieval style ensemble. Ned wears a quilted tunic, which is extremely well crafted in soft plastic so as not to interfere with the leg articulation. Beyond that we’re just looking at a long sleeve shirt, trousers, and high boots. Ned has his Hand of the King pin affixed to the breast of his tunic. There’s nothing flashy or even terribly exciting about this figure. I can’t point to any particularly wonderful paintwork or outstanding attention to detail, but there’s nothing wrong with him either. I dig it because of its simplicity. He just looks like a Feudal Baron, which seems appropriate for the rather spartan stylings of The North.

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While the outfit is beautifully done, the portrait on this figure is easily the weakest of these figures that I own. I suppose I can sort of see Sean Bean in there… somewhere, but it is by no means a slam dunk portrait. The hair is rather bland and looks like clay and the paintwork on the face is pretty poor, particularly the beard. It just looks like a mess. I will say that the sculpt looks better from certain angles and it most definitely looks better in person than under the close scrutiny of a zoom lens.

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Once again, I scored a figure without any articulation issues. Ned had no stuck joints or anything like that. The points here are all good and serviceable. The arms have ball jointed shoulders and elbows with both hinges and swivels in the wrists. The legs are ball jointed at the hips, double-hinged at the knees, have swivels in the thighs, and both swivels and hinges in the ankles. There’s a bit of a swivel in the waist and the head is on a ball joint… so you can easily pop it off. See what I did there? I do wish there was a little more play in the elbow joints, as he can’t really hold his larger sword with both hands.

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And speaking of swords, Ned comes with two. He has a regular sword that fits into the scabbard on his belt. The sword slides in easily and so far the scabbard hasn’t torn off like the one did with my Hound figure. This sword has a pretty simple cruciform style hilt with a brown wrapped grip and copper colored pommel and crossguard. The larger sword is Ice and it’s fairly similar to the smaller one, but big enough for two handed use. I have to say I really love the swords that come with these figures. They look great and the blades are stout enough so they don’t warp like crazy. Plus, I dig functional scabbards on my action figures as much as I love functional holsters… and we all know how much that is! Lots!

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All in all, I’m happy with Eddard here. The portrait could have been better, but overall the figure is quite nice and I’m very pleased that I haven’t been encountering any of QC horrors on the last two figures I bought. There are still two more figures in this first wave, and I haven’t decided whether or not I’m going to be a completist or just wait for some more of the characters I really want like Bronn, Baelish, The Onion Knight, Stannis, Jamie, and Breanne. Either way, you can bet I’ll be coming back with more features from this line eventually. I’m also getting really excited to see Funko’s Legacy Collection expand to some of those other licenses they promised. *cough* Firefly! *cough*

Game of Thrones Legacy Collection: Tyrion Lannister by Funko

The last time I looked at Funko’s Game of Thrones figures, I was left with what could best be called satisfied apprehension. The Hound and Jon Snow are both great looking figures that required a lot more care and tinkering than mass market releases should warrant. Nonetheless, I promised I would press on and try a couple more and to that end a box from Amazon arrived last week with the next two figures for my collection. Today we’re checking out Tyrion Lannister, a fantastic character in the books and one that I think has been elevated to even further greatness by the wonderful performance of Peter Dinklage.

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The figure comes in a splendid window box, which is also designed to hang on a peg. The deco is simple, clean and attractive. There’s a faint linen-like deco to the box and the front has the name of the figure as well as his House’s sigil. The back of the package has a shot of Tyrion from the show and a list of other figures available in this wave. Obviously, Tyrion is a little person and that certainly comes across from all the vacant space in the package. Everything here is collector friendly and as with the previous two figures, when I opened Tyrion I was confronted with a smell that has doubtfully ever been equaled in the annals of action figure marketing. Holy hell, I don’t know what kind of noxious plastic Funko is using, but it really reeks something fierce.

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This figure is based on Tyrion in his battle armor from when he was attached to the Vanguard of the Lannister army. While it’s a very specific, not to mention atypical, version of the character, these are action figures, and so I think it makes sense to go with the more action orientated Tyrion as opposed to drunk, whoring, court Tyrion. Gentle Giant is behind the sculpting on this line and it certainly shows. Tyrion sports not only a great likeness and great proportions, but he’s brimming with little details.

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The portrait is every bit a great likeness of Peter Dinklage. I especially like the sculpting of the hair and the pensive expression on his face. The paintwork here is quite good, from the work on his eyes to the unshaven stubble, and even the painted skin tone.  I should point out that the paint used on his lips stands out far less in person than it does in pictures.

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The armor is an equally impressive combination of sculpted detail and excellent paintwork. The cuirass has a very realistic coppery finish to it with sculpted straps and rivets and an embossed lion just under the collar. The gold chain is neatly painted as are the fixtures on the retaining straps. You get carefully painted laces on the insides of his arm bracers and shoulder armor has more embossed and painted lion heads. The skirt and shoulder armor are all made from very soft and pliable plastic so as not to impede the hip or shoulder articulation.

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Uh-oh, what about that articulation? The biggest issue with The Hound and Jon Snow were the stuck joints. Well, I’m happy to report that all the joints on my Tyrion are absolutely perfect. Nothing had to be boiled, baked, frozen, or worked and he was fully poseable right out of the box. Tyrion features a ball joint in the neck that allows for a generous amount of movement. The arms have ball joints in the shoulders and elbows and swivels and hinges in the wrists. The legs are ball jointed at the hips and knees and have swivels and hinges in the ankles. He can also swivel at the waist. All the joints feel nice and solid.

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Tyrion comes with one accessory… his trusty axe. It too is a carefully crafted piece with beautiful detailed paintwork on the handle and a little battle damage sculpted into one of the axeheads. Tyrion’s hands are designed so he can hold the axe in either hand or both.

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I really am pleased to say that everything about this figure is excellent. In fact, the only room for nitpicking here might be the price. Tyrion sure uses a lot less plastic than The Hound and yet both figures cost the same. Clegane even came with two swords, while little Tyrion only comes with the axe. Funko could have probably found something else to throw in there to sweeten the deal a bit. Maybe a Tyrion and Joffrey two-pack? Ah, but that doesn’t mean I regret buying this figure at all. He’s a superb piece of action figure craftsmanship and well worth the money to me. The paint, the sculpting, everything just comes together splendidly, making me quite excited to see what else this line has in store for us. And hopefully we will still be getting that drinking, whoring, version of King’s Landing Tyrion, because I’d certainly buy that one too! And Bronn… Bronn is a must!

Game of Thrones Legacy Collection: Jon Snow by Funko

Last week’s first dip into Funko’s new Legacy Collection was a rather mixed bag. We got a figure that featured a great sculpt, solid paintwork and accessories, but had some serious problems with stuck joints and a breaking part. In the end I was still glad to have picked up The Hound and today we’re going to see if Jon Snow fares any better. As mentioned last time, Clegane and Snow are the only two figures I picked up so far and whether I go any further with this line will depend on these two.

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The figure comes in a window box that is, deco aside, lifted almost directly from Hasbro’s Star Wars Black 6-inch line. There’s certainly nothing wrong with that as the box shows the figure off nicely and is totally collector friendly. Jon Snow comes packaged beside his sword and the box art features the House of Stark’s sigil, The Dire Wolf! The sigil is printed again on the side panel of the box. Beware upon opening this figure, it is going to stink worse than a White Walker, which I presume smell pretty bad. This is some industrial grade plastic stink.

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The back of the box has a photo of the character from the TV series and a list of other figures available in this wave. I’ll confess that Jon Snow’s story has not been my favorite aspect of A Song of Fire and Ice. I like the character well enough and it’s interesting to see his story arc, but I much preferred the characters and intrigue going on south of The Wall. Most of the time when the books or TV series switches to Snow’s story in the North I found myself growing restless and longing for a return to the political intrigue, backstabbing, and far more colorful sets and characters. Nonetheless, Jon Snow was on sale for a couple of bucks off and the figure looked nice, so I tossed him in my basket when I bought The Hound.

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First off, I’ve got to give major props for the sculpting here. Jon comes smartly clad in his Night Watch outfit, which is reproduced here brilliantly. Granted, this outfit doesn’t offer as many areas to shine as Clegane’s armor, but Gentle Giant did a wonderful job with what they had to work with. The straps that criss-cross Jon’s chest are sculpted separately from his buck, as is the detailed belt. The soft plastic cloak features nice texture work in not only the fur collar but the cloak itself too. It also hangs comfortably off the figure without curtailing the articulation too badly. While there isn’t a lot of opportunity for paintwork here, Funko did what they could. The tiny silver buckles are all painted neatly and there’s some nice white dry brushing to indicate snow.

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The portrait here is quite good. I think they got the hair perfectly and the likeness is pretty close to the actor in the series. He wears that stern and joyless expression that he has on his mug most of the time. The paintwork on the head holds up pretty well at casual inspection. When I get in really close and scrutinize it then I could pick some fault in the beard, but when he’s posed on the shelf I think the paint here is overall rock solid.

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Ok, so let’s sing a song of articulation and quality control. On second thought, let’s just talk about it. The arms feature ball joints in the shoulders, swivels and hinges in the elbows, and swivels in the wrists. The legs have ball joints in the hips, swivels in the thighs, double-hinges in the knees, and hinges and rockers in the ankles. There is a ball joint in the torso and again in the neck. This figure has far less QC issues than The Hound did. I still had to be really gentle when getting him off the tray and several of his joints were stuck and need some friendly persuasion. No boiling water was required and eventually almost everything became unstock. The only thing left are the swivels in the thighs, and I just don’t want to mess with them for fear of twisting them off.

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In terms of extras, Jon seems rather light on the accessories, especially when compared to the two swords and helmet that came with The Hound. Nonetheless, you do get his sword, Longclaw, which is pretty nicely done for this scale. The blade is etched and the sword fits comfortably into the detailed scabbard on Jon’s belt. I haven’t had any issues with the scabbard pulling off, like I did with The Hound, but it doesn’t look like it would take much for it to happen. Jon can hold the sword in either hand, but I did have to razor the connection between thumb and fingers on his right hand to get it in there.

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So, after checking out The Hound, I was still totally on the fence over whether to keep pursuing this line. I was hoping that Snow would push me over one way or the other, so that I could either abandon this line or just get the rest of them. Ultimately, my experience with Snow gave me a slight nudge and convinced me to try just a couple more. Snow is not as exciting a figure as Clegane, but he is a totally solid effort with a really good likeness. The quality still feels a little precarious in a few areas and it would be nice if I had access to those thigh swivels, but overall I’m still quite happy with the purchase. I think I’ll buy Tyrion and Ned Stark next.

Game of Thrones Legacy Collection: The Hound by Funko

When I was a wee lad, fantasy fiction and I were inseparable. I re-read Tolkein until my paperbacks fell apart, I poured over issues of Dragon magazine, and I spent a ridiculous amount of time crafting binders with maps and modules for Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, many of which would never be played. Somewhere along the way, I left a lot of this sort of thing behind me; or rather it evolved into my study of ancient and medieval history. When George R.R. Martin’s “Song of Fire and Ice” came along, I found myself rekindling that old love and when HBO’s treatment followed, I was equally entranced. Was there ever any doubt that I would be interested in action figures based on this franchise? Hardly! Funko’s figure line seemed to come out of nowhere. They were up for sale shortly after their existence was revealed, and horror stories of their poor QC quickly followed. I had originally planned on buying the entire assortment in one shot, but better judgment prevailed and I decided to just pick up a couple to see if they were a worthwhile investment. We’re starting with one of my favorite characters in the books and TV series: Sandor Clegane, better known as The Hound!

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Hound comes in a window box quite similar to Hasbro’s Star Wars Black 6-inch line. Funko is, of course, the company responsible for drowning the world in an endless sea of those pop culture vinyl figures. They’re infamous for being able to secure seemingly any and every license known to man and now that might just pay off because Game of Thrones is only the first in their “Legacy” series of 6-inch action figures, which is eventually planned to span wide range of franchises. The window box is attractive and it shows the figure off very well. The back has a photo of the character from the show and the side panel shows the banner of the family that the character belongs to. The package is totally collector friendly, and… gosh, I think there’s something else I’m missing. Oh yeah. The figure stinks! I mean it smells really bad. It’s not that glorious plastic smell that you get when breaking the seal on a NECA or MOTUC figure. No, this smells pretty vile.

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Out of the package, and The Hound looks fantastic. The package tells us that Funko collaborated with Gentle Giant for the sculpts in this line and it certainly shows, particularly in the detailed armor. From the hauberk to the riveted plates to the chain mail underneath, the sculptors didn’t miss a trick on this guy. There are even dents on the shoulder armor from where he took some blows. The shoulder and elbow guards are made out of a really thin, soft plastic, which allows it to work with the articulation. There isn’t a huge variety of paint on this figure’s body, but what’s here is certainly good. The metal finish on the armor is certainly convincing and the buckles and fixtures on the belts and straps are all carefully painted.

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The portrait here is pretty solid too, although there isn’t nearly as much burn damage visible on the face as there should be. I suppose you could argue that the way the hair is sculpted, it’s covering most of it. The truth is someone without any knowledge of the show or character could probably look at this head sculpt and not realize that he’s half burned at all. Even with that being the case, I’m still pretty happy with the way the head turned out. The likeness is certainly there and the paintwork isn’t bad at all, although I’m not entirely sure whether that stuff on his neck is supposed to be crooked beard, burn marks, or chocolate pudding.

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To discuss this figure’s articulation requires a trip to the stove for a pot of boiling water, but first let’s list the points that are here. The arms are ball jointed at the shoulders, have swivels in the lower biceps, ball joints in the elbows, and swivels in the wrists. The legs are ball jointed at the hips, have swivels in the thighs, double hinges in the knees, and both hinges and rockers in the ankles. There is no waist or chest articulation and the head is set on a ball joint. Out of the package, my figure had frozen joints in the ankles and the right elbow, and both thigh swivels were stuck. Now keep in mind, that’s after spending a lot of time very gingerly working all the joints to avoid breakage. If I didn’t have a heads up about the QC, I likely would have snapped all the limbs off this guy in a couple of minutes. I was also very careful about getting him out of the tray.

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So after boiling up some water and chuckling to myself about the irony of having to burn my Sandor Clegane figure, I set about to doing what I could. The ankle joints came unstuck fairly easily. It was the elbow that took some doing. Even after I was able to get the balljoint to bend, I couldn’t get it to rotate. Why the designers saw the need to put bicep swivels so close to a rotating ball joint in the elbow is beyond me, but it greatly complicated getting the swivel in the elbow unstuck. If the elbow hadn’t frozen in an unnatural position I would have left it alone. But after a few dunks into the boiling water, and some gentle coaxing, the elbow got unstuck too. Right now I’m not going to bother with the thigh swivels, because there’s really no way to tell whether the joint is beginning to turn or the post is twisting off. I’ve had that happen a couple of times on DC Universe Classics figures, so it isn’t worth it. There’s a little bit of swivel play in the hip joints to help him stand. Also worth mentioning, the hip ball joints are crazy loose. The Hound will sometimes collapse into the splits or the leg will come off entirely. But that’s easily fixed.

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The Hound comes with two swords and they are both beautiful pieces. The blades are about the same length but one has a two handed grip and fits into the scabbard on his back. The other comes in another scabbard, which gets passed through the loops on his belt… and then tears the loops off the figure. Yep, I did that as carefully as I could and it still tore off. That was an easy fix with some gorilla glue and it should be a lot stronger now. He also comes with his signature helmet. The helmet is superbly sculpted to resemble its on screen counterpart. It’s very soft plastic and fits snugly over the head. The visor is also hinged!

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So, obviously this figure has problems. And even after all this bother, I have to consider that I’m one of the lucky ones, because in the end I still have a viable figure and not a jumble of broken limbs. As crazy as that sounds, what’s even crazier is that I’m still glad I picked up this figure because he looks absolutely fantastic on the shelf. Still, I wouldn’t go around recommending him to people. Twenty bucks is a lot to spend on a figure that is this flawed and while future collectors may take comfort in the fact that Funko is aware of the problem and addressing it on future product, unless they mark the packaging on the improved figures, buyers are still as likely to get stuck with a bad figure. I’ll end on a bright note, at least Funko is getting the kinks out and future Legacy lines should be free of these problems… and hopefully will be by the time they get around to Firefly figures. Next week, we’ll check out Jon Snow.