Hey, folks… guess what?

Yup, welcome to FigureFan Zero’s 1,000th article. Actually, this isn’t the article. I’m posting the article next. This is just me pointing out that I’m at 1,000 articles. Technically that makes this the 1,000^th update and the next thing you read will be the 1,000^th article.

Christ, I’ve kind of screwed this whole thing up.

Anyway, after three-and-a-half years of doing this nonsense, I’ve busted into the four digits. That’s 1,000 features of a middle aged guy gassing on about toys, action figures, and collectibles. Thanks to anyone who is still tolerating my daily alcohol-fueled ramblings illustrated by poorly lit pictures of cat hair clinging to toys. I’ll confess, I don’t remember all of it, but it must have been a fun ride for me, because I’m still doing it.

As for everyone else… I’ll try to do another 1,000 just to spite you.