Last week I got into some MOTU Origins Snake Men with a look at Rattlor and Kobra Khan, and as promised I’m back this week with another one of these slithery villains. Yeah, I’m really set on wrapping up loose ends when it comes to Origins, so hopefully I’ll get it into the regular rotation a little more often as we approach the end of the year. Today’s figure is that loveable, huggable Sssqueeze, and it’ll be a miracle if I can get through this whole review spelling his name with the right number of S’s.

As we saw last time, the packaging has been updated to feature the Snake Men deco encroaching on the top of the card and a Snake Men sticker slapped on the front of the bubble. Sssqueeze himself comes bundled pretty tightly in that snug bubble, and like Rattlor, I’m a little surprised that Mattel didn’t just spread him out onto a larger Deluxe card and charge more for him. I probably shouldn’t give them any ideas, but there is a lot more plastic here than with the regular releases.

Freed of his cramped quarters, this Evil Long-Armed Viper’s arms unfold to ridiculous proportions, so let’s just talk about them first! These scaly grabbers are cast in a soft bendy plastic, which do a pretty good job of holding whatever shape you choose to bend them into. The color of the plastic is also a close match for the sculpt and color of the rest of the figure, despite being made of entirely different material. On the downside, there are no rotating hinges in the shoulders, they just plug straight in so they will rotate 360-degrees, but the rest of the poseability is in the bending. And, in fairness, that’s more than the vintage figure had. The hands do attach with pegged hinges, but I can’t get a lot of movement out of them and the connection is pretty frail so I’m not willing to force it.

As for the rest of the figure, well he’s just plain awesome! The neon lime green coloring on his skin mixes with the orange on his undies and boots with the metallic purple chest armor to make for quite the retina-searing deco. The color ensemble is only brought down a bit by the matte gray on the boots and leg armor, and I’m convinced that those pieces exist to create some kind of neutrality in the color spectrum that prevents anyone looking at the figure for too long from going blind. Oh, and can we talk about those abs! Holy shit this guy is ripped! Kind of surprising since pretty much every day for him is probably arm day at the gym.

I really love the head sculpt, as it’s one of the more grounded looking Snake Men heads. It’s not overly goofy and actually quite dinosaur like. He’s also got teeth for days! If he grabs you, he’s probably going to make you into a snack.

Sssqueeze does come with a weapon and it’s a pretty wild design. It’s basically a purple snake with a gun coming out of its robotic mouth. He can hold it pretty well in either hand and the gun-snake’s body is designed to coil around Sssqueeze’s long arm to further hold it in place. I don’t know, it’s OK. But to be honest, I’ll likely display this figure without it.

Sssqueeze is a great looking figure and in incredibly fun toy to play around with. Mattel knew how to inject some really fun gimmicks into this line and giving a snake person long bendy arms was just the ticket to get kids’ attention. The rubbery plastic they used is great and hopefully it will stand the test of time without tearing. Otherwise, this is a just a fabulous update to the original figure and a great addition to my Snake Men team!

I will be taking a few days off for the Holiday so there will be no regular update for Wednesday or Friday, but I will be back next Monday…

Until then have a Happy Thanksgiving!