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Nov 6 2024

Masters of the Universe Origins (Cartoon Series) Spikor and Clawful by Mattel

The good guys have been taking a shellacking in the recent waves of The Origins Cartoon Series. Instead of one hero and one villain, this is the second time in a row we got Oops All Bad Guys! I’m not sure what’s going on, as there are certainly plenty of those blasted Do-Gooders that still need figures, but I’m not complaining, because it’s always fun to get more of Skeletor’s goofy minions. And with the core team of Snake Mountain done, Mattel is reaching out to some of the later additions. I was honestly surprised to see that Clawful appeared as early as the first season, while Spikor didn’t turn up until the second. Although to be fair, I didn’t remember a whole lot of episodes with either fo these fellas at all.

How many times can I say it? This is some gorgeous packaging. The Filmation style artwork on the cards compliments the colorful figures in the bubbles, making for such an amazing presentation. It brings a tear to my eye to rip into it, but we gotta do what we gotta do. I’ll go on record now as saying that I really dig all the Filmation figures I’ve got so far, but this pair is the first real case of me not liking what the cartoon did to the original figure designs. It doesn’t mean that these aren’t excellent versions of their cartoon counterparts, but I think these designs lost a lot in translation from vintage to cartoon. Let’s start with Spikor!

Poor Spikor lost a lot of spikes and gained a really garish deco. He looks like he has at least 60% less spikiness and my guess is it’s because the animator didn’t want to draw all that shit. He’s supposed to be the Untouchable Master of Evil, but I can see plenty of places I can touch him without getting stuck. Otherwise, you get the usual smoothing of details, like the studs removed from his belt and wrist cuffs, and the the studs running down the middle of the vintage figures chest are now replaced by a smooth strip that descends from a collar around his neck. And then there’s the colors! The muted two-tone purple of the vintage figure is now replaced with dark purple, bright blue, and iridescent mauve! I don’t know, it just comes off looking like a kit-bashed figure with mismatched limbs to me.

I don’t have a huge problem with the head, as it fits the Filmation aesthetic pretty well. A lot of these guys were made to look a little more human and relatable. Vintage Spikor had much more of a monster face with a bizarre nose and folds of skin. At least Toony Spikor still has the yellow eyes and fangs. But once again, he lost a lot of spikes off his noggin.

Cartoon Spikor also has the option of switching out one of his hands for his trident weapon. I’m not sure how that works, putting a real hand back on after you rip it off, but I guess that wouldn’t be the strangest thing going on on Eternia. I always just assumed Vintage Spikor lost the hand in battle and got the weapon as a replacement. Either way, it gives you options, but I’m always going to opt for the trident hand.

As for our episode-specific accessory, Spikor comes with two of the game pieces from the episode The Games. And in a show with no shortage of bat-shit crazy scripts, this one was pretty out there. Aliens come to Eternia and decide they want to watch the most Evil and the most Heroic beings compete with each other. Adam doesn’t change into He-Man on time, so the Aliens pick Fisto to champion good. Really? Fisto? Meanwhile, Skeletor throws Spikor into a cabinet, called the Evilgizer (Yes, you read that correct), that is designed to exponentially increase the amount of Evil in someone, so it makes Spikor Uber-Evil. As near as I can tell, all that does is get him picked to be the champion of Evil. Anyway, the game requires the contestants to find these game pieces and push a button to get points. It’s a pretty piss-poor episode, if I’m being honest, and these accessories aren’t very interesting. Let’s move on to Clawful…

Spikor got some unfortunate changes for the Filmation cartoon, but his buddy Clawful got absolutely massacred. They turned him from a pretty cool looking Crab-Man to a goofy lizard-looking dude. Like, I don’t understand how you get a crab vibe off this design at all. Did the people at Filmation even comprehend his crabbiness? The crabby shell armor on his chest has been replaced with an actual armor vest, which seems like a downgrade to me. They even shrunk his awesome big claw and gave him two little crappy ones, plus his body is just all smooth and generic now. At least he still has his monster feet. The colors are all different too, but I really don’t mind this deco at all.

This head is just baffling to me. Again, it’s a cartoon lizard not a crab. I think the head sculpt is great for what it is and it sure sells the Filmation aesthetic. His yellow eyes are rather similar to Spikor. I really dig the slightly open mouth and the exposed fangs. It’s a fine portrait, but it doesn’t pay any respects to the original vintage design, and that’s a shame.

But it’s the fact that they neutered his big claw that really bugs me the most here. It was his freaking play gimmick and his most defining characteristic. No sir, I don’t like it!

Clawful also got robbed of any regular accessories, which is ridiculous. The Vintage-Style figure came with the big claw and a weapon, while Filmation Clawful only comes with his episode specific accessory, The Horn of Evil. Now, I’m mixed on this one. This creepy looking accessory is awesome and so much better than Spikor’s, but it comes from the episode, Dree Elle’s Return, which features a bunch of Orko’s people and I just can’t stomach these guys. Dree Elle is just Orko in a blonde wig and don’t get me started on Yukkers. I don’t think I’ve ever made it through this entire episode.

I’ve got to emphasize that I don’t hate these figures at all. They’re great representations of their Filmation counterparts and Mattel did a fine job with the designs they had to work with. I just think that this is the first time we’re seeing characters designs that got major downgrades for the cartoon. Still, I’m happy to have them for my Filmation display. And I do believe this is the last of the All-Villain Waves for a bit, so when I next visit with this line, we’ll get some Eternian Heroes again!

Oct 9 2024

Masters of the Universe (Cartoon Series): Evil-Lyn and Webstor by Mattel

It’s been over a month since I last checked out some of Matty’s MOTU Cartoon Series, but I just got notification that the newest wave is shipping, so it’s time to revisit this fantastic line. I’m just one wave away from being all caught up and ready for the new additions. Luckily, these figures ship in waves of only two, so I’ll be current after today’s review! So far, we’ve been getting waves of one hero and one baddie, but this one is Oops All Villains! with Evil-Lyn and Webstor both on deck!

The Origins Cartoon Series presents some of the most beautiful carded figures I’ve ever seen. The colors, the perfectly presented figures in their bubbles, the Filmation style art on the cards. It all just pains me to tear into these. But I gotta get to my figures. If I didn’t collect so many damn lines, I would be buying doubles to keep these carded, but that’s just not happening. Although I still may pick up a second He-Man and Skeletor to leave carded and hang on the wall. Anyway, let’s get to ripping, and I’ll start with Webstor.

I don’t remember Webstor being in too many episodes of the cartoon, but when he made an appearance it was pretty memorable. He didn’t take no guff from Skeletor and seemed more capable than some of Snake Mountain’s other bufoons. I seem to recall him being billed as some kind of master thief, but if I’m being honest the whole reason I love this guy is because the figure looks so damn cool. The dark blue skin with the bright orange belt and chest emblem, mixed with a little black and purple tickles my eyeballs in every good way. And that’s good, because the body is pretty standard with only his monster feet and grapple backpack to set him apart from a standard MOTU buck. This cartoon version’s boots and chest harness are simplified when compared to the regular Origins release, and his belt is now limited to just one stud, right in the middle. And I gotta say, as much as I love the vintage-style Origins, these toony figures just look so clean and appealing to me.

The head sculpt is fantastic, albeit a lot less creepier than his vintage-styled counterpart. It’s much more human looking, with the pug nose replaced with a regular one and his mouth being all around less fangy. The eyes now have pupils and the bumps that make up his mohawk are more individually pronounced. The portrait just oozes Filmation style and a perfect likeness to his on screen counterpart.

What’s that, you ask? If Webstor is a spider guy, why does he need a grapple backpack? Why not just shoot webs out of his ass? Don’t know! But the backpack here is completely redesigned. The vintage-style release had a string that passed through the backpack allowing him to zipline, whereas this one has the string coiled inside the backpack and a knob to reel it back in. It certainly looks tidier, as you don’t have to wrap all that string around the backpack, but taking away the zipline ability hinders the fun factor a little bit.

The string and grapple hook are now orange instead of black, which adds to his excellent color palate quite well. The hook has three prongs and a nice spike at the end, making it seem like it would be really effective as a weapon. There’s nowhere to secure it when it’s not in use, but if you reel all the string into the backpack it kind of just hangs off the side pretty neatly.

The Cartoon Series figures have been coming with episode specific accessories, and in Webstor’s case he comes with the Grimalkin Statue from the excellent episode The Cat and The Spider. And I believe it was also Webstor’s first appearance! The episode sees He-Man and some archeologist wantonly breaking into the Cat Folks’ temple and desiccating it by destroying half of it and stealing the Grimalkin Statue, because… I don’t know, slow day at The Palace? The only thing missing was He-Man taking a dump on the altar before he left. Naturally, the Cats don’t like this and they send the sexy cat agent Kittrina to steal it back, but not until Webstor steals it first. Yeah, this episode is quite the rollercoaster! Anyway, the statue is pretty cool and an excellent accessory to toss in with Webstor. And I know we got a Kittrina figure in Super7’s Filmation line (she hangs out with my ThunderCats), but I really hope this Cartoon Series lasts long enough to get her again in addition to some of the other memorable one-off characters. OK, let’s move on to Evil-Lyn!

Obviously, she’s the big draw from this duo because she always seemed like Skeletor’s second in command and probably where he buried his bone. At least, I hope it was her and not Beast Man. I love this figure, but I want to get my one gripe out of the way first and that’s the skin tone being too yellow and toy like. Filmation depicted her a lot less jaundiced than the original toy, so I’m not sure why Matty didn’t tone it down a bit here. It’s not enough to keep me from enjoying it though. Evil-Lyn borrows from Cartoon Series Teela, though not as much as I would have guessed, as it seems to just be the arms and legs. But boy is this a total departure from the first Origins release. As we just saw with Webstor, many of these Cartoon figures feel like they’re just smoothed over and simplified, but Evil-Lyn is just completely different, and Mattel did a beautiful job sculpting her costume and the blue and purple deco really pops.

The head is also a homerun! The face is a beautiful sculpt with super clean paint and it looks like the helmet and head are separate sculpts because the lines between them are immaculate. The expression is priceless, as she looks like she’s completely done with your shit, He-Man’s shit, Skeletor’s shit and just about everyone and everything.

Evil-Lyn’s main accessory is her magic staff, which looks like a demon claw clutching an onyx crystal ball. The coloring on the staff matches the blue of her outfit, and she can hold this well in either hand. I like this a lot more than the one that came with the vintage-style release.

The episode specific accessory is titular Shaping Staff, hailing from what I believe to be one of the earlier episodes because I’ve seen it so many damn times. The staff has the ability to change people’s appearance and Evil-Lyn and Beast Man use it to fool their way into The Palace and kidnap King Randor by pretending to be entertainers performing a magic trick. It’s kind of a strange artifact, as it seems like an adept magic user could change their appearance without a specialized utensil, but I’ll allow it. The accessory itself is pretty simple, but I love that we’re getting a collection of all these crazy Eternian artifacts and I really want to display them all in a museum in my Castle Greyskull playset.

This was a really strong wave, even if it seems like Evil-Lyn’s gravitas would outshine Webstor’s. Truth is they are both excellent figures and while I’m obviously happy to round out Skeletor’s core team, Webstor was just as welcome. It’s a bit of a shame that they couldn’t have been more accurate with Evil-Lyn’s skin color, but at least it’s been toned down a bit from the first Origins release. These Cartoon Series figures have crept up to $20 each, I feel like that’s a few dollars more when they first came on the scene, but still well worth it to me. The next assortment is another All Baddie Wave consisting of Spikor and Clawful, and they should be shipping out any time now!

Jun 19 2024

Masters of the Universe Origins: Moss Man by Mattel

It was a busy week for MOTU Origins around here. Not only did I get a few of the new Cartoon Series figures in, but I also cleaned up on some old business with the main Origins line. Moss Man was a Wal-Mart Exclusive, which meant I never had a chance of seeing him at the stores here. A lot of people must have been in the same boat because he was going for crazy money on Ebay and the like. And then inexplicably he started turning up on Clearance and even at places like Ollies. And that’s a beautiful illustration of horrible distribution and why these exclusives are a terrible idea. In the end, people started scalping the figures they found on Clearance and in the end that meant I was able to get him for the original price, even with shipping. So let’s check him out!

Moss Man is a Deluxe, but instead of coming in one of those oversized cards and bubbles, he comes boxed and this makes for some very nice presentation. The window shows off the figure and all the extras inside while you still get an elongated back flap with some of that gorgeous retro-inspired artwork. But then turn the box over and and let your peepers be assaulted by even more vintage art goodness. The box also touts him as a Collectors Edition with pine scent, making me wonder if a sealed card would have been the better way to go in order to lock in all that pine freshness! Everything here is collector friendly, and while I love the box, I haven’t decided whether to keep it or not.

Moss Man comes with armor, and we’ll get to that in a bit, but let’s first check him out as God intended, with just his belt and furry diaper. Besides, I don’t want any of that armor to get in the way of the beauty that is this flock job, and I mean that in every conceivable way. For starters, the coverage here is superb. From the front, you can barely see any of the jointing, and even from the back it’s mostly just evident in the knee and ankle joints. Sure, the more extreme you work the hinges, the more of that plastic will peek through, but it really is an amazing piece of work, especially for a retail figure. I also really dig the way the musculature in the chest and back still shows through the flocking. And finally, the coloring of the flocking itself is wonderfully dynamic. The closer you get, the more you can make out the mixes of green with a little brown. It’s also strangely soothing to stroke his mossy fur with my finger. As for that pine sent, it’s evident but not overwhelming. The question will be how long will it last?

The yellow armor pieces are repaints of Beast Man’s armor, just like Moss Man was a flocked Beast Man. I’m far from an expert on vintage MOTU, but as I understand it the yellow Beast Man armor was included in a weapons pack and tended to gravitate toward Moss Man figures in many collectors. Enough that it became associated with him. The chest and collar piece tabs together in the back and the bicep armor just slides on with friction keeping them on. It’s all cast in the same yellow plastic and there’s some black paint apps on the chest piece making it look like it’s been burned. I do think these look really good on the figure, but I’m not sure whether I will display him with the armor or not.

You get two heads to choose from, and this is kind of a no-brainer for me. The stock head is very similar to a flocked Beast Man head, without being a straight repurpose, and this is the one that will always be on my figure. The flocking encompasses the whole head, minus the face and just like the body, it looks great. I’ve gone on record in the past by saying the vintage Beast Man head sculpt is one of the ugliest and most unintentionally funny action figure noggins I can remember, and that still holds true here, but I think the unified green color scheme helps it along. The big difference between Beast Man and this Moss Man is the mouth bearing his copious fangs. The eyes are painted in with large black pupils, and I’m really impressed at how sharp the line around the face between plastic and flock turned out.

Now, that’s not to say the alternate head isn’t really good. In fact, it’s quite awesome. It’s full of character and basically looks like a green gorilla with mutton chops. That ain’t a bad thing! The mouth is open a lot wider, showing off those awesome teeth, and the bald head and slight forehead ridge gives me some slight Klingon vibes. I love what we got here, but it just isn’t Moss Man to me. Had the figure been more widely available, I might have picked up a second to leave unarmored and wearing this had as just some mossy minion.

Moss Man comes with two weapons, and an extra left gripping hand so he can dual wield. The first weapon, a brown flanged mace, is a nod to the vintage figure’s accessory. It has a diamond-shaped ring at the pommel and a knuckle guard loop around the grip.

Additionally, you get the spiked ball flail that we’ve seen a few times before in this line, and it’s always nice to see this weapon turn up, especially as an extra piece. I did find that the gripping hands on my figure are a little loose on these accessories and squeezing them shut a bit more helps keep them in his hands.

As much as I adore this line, I have a rule with MOTU Origins, that I’m not playing Mattel’s game and hunting down exclusives at stores or online at Mattel Creations, and I’m not feeding scalpers and paying premiums. I already jumped through a lot of hoops to get a nearly complete set of MOTU Classics and I’m not doing it all over again. Case in point, I didn’t even bother going after Night Stalker yesterday. I have Stridor and I’m content with that. Now, I guess you could argue that in this case I did feed a scalper by paying regular retail for a figure he probably got for $6 at an Ollies, but I was willing to make an exception since it was still a little less than original retail. And I’m glad I did, because this figure is absolutely amazing. And don’t worry, I still have more than a few figures in this line to check out here, but next time we’ll switch over to the Cartoon Series for a bit!

Mar 27 2024

Masters of the Universe Origins (Cartoon Series) Teela and Trap-Jaw by Mattel

If you aren’t up on your MOTU Origins news, the regular line has gone exclusive to Mattel Creations and that’s where that line and I parted ways. Hovering over pre-order buttons and hoping to get lucky is a young man’s game. I’ve done my time in the trenches of Matty Collector and I’m more than willing to give it up to collectors with more time and patience than myself. But, for the rest of the retailers, Mattel has re-launched Origins with figures based on the Filmation cartoon. So we get to do it all again! How far am I willing to go? I honestly don’t know, but I’m definitely in for all the main characters that were regulars on the cartoon. These figures are shipping in assortments of only two characters per wave with one hero and one villain. So far we’ve had He-Man and Beast Man, Skeletor and Man-At-Arms, and now Teela and Trap-Jaw. Let’s go…

Oh sweet lord, do I love these cards! They’re so colorful and pretty and the figures look simply amazing on them. Each figure includes a mini-comic and an episode-specific accessory from the cartoon, as well as their regular weapon. I hate to mangle such beauty, but I have to rip into these so we can take a look at the figures. Let’s start with Trap-Jaw.

Easily one of my favorites of Skeletor’s minions, Trap-Jaw’s gimmick of exchangeable arm attachments is just such a great play gimmick. Sure he was a blundering idiot like most of the villains of Snake Mountain, but he looked good doing it and he kind of talked like a pirate. This cartoon version is a total rework of the Origins vintage style figure and it looks glorious! The torso and left arm are standard reuse colored in bright blue plastic, but you get the black cap covering where his right arm would be and acting as a connecting piece for the artificial arm. His thigh armor is much larger than the vintage style with lime green segmented pads and his lower legs have red armor with some black cut outs. The lime green belt is smoothed over and omits the skull and crossbones from the vintage style and has a slot to store his spare arm attachment. This is a glorious transformation to the cartoon style and such a colorful figure!

The head sculpt is also fantastic, making the vintage style head look like a lumpy mess by comparison. The cartoon likeness is spot on and you get an articulated jaw. The creepy soulless eyes from the previous release have also been reworked to the more normal Filmation style. The zipline ring at the top of the helmet is a bit more pronounced than I remember it being in the cartoon, but I’m guessing Mattel had to enlarge it to keep that play gimmick viable and that’s cool!

On the downside, you only get two attachments for the artificial arm: The hook and the laser gun. The arm attachments are straight recolors of the ones from the vintage style figure, so it kind of sucks that Mattel couldn’t include the claw as well. I guess, you can still use the vintage-style attachment, if you don’t mind the colors not matching. Each can be attached to the end of the articulated arm, or you can plug the laser directly into the shoulder like he did on the cartoon.

The cartoon-based accessory is a piece of Eternium Rock from the episode Double Edged Sword, where Trap-Jaw chomped down a piece of Eternium to get super strong and take on He-Man. But it just kinda wore off and he got his ass beaten for his troubles. Oh, Trap-Jaw, when will you learn? It’s not the most exciting accessory in the world, but it does go well with the character. Let’s move on to Teela!

Teela gets one of the biggest transformations from vintage-style to cartoon, which can be good or bad depending on your preferences. Don’t get me wrong, this is a pitch-perfect homage to the Filmation look, but it results from smoothing out and omitting a lot of the excellent sculpted detail on the vintage-style figure. Teela’s golden armor covers her chest and shoulders and features the familiar ram’s horn motif, a high collar, and a bit that hangs down toward her nether regions. This whole piece is cast in gold plastic and looks really nice. Her white one-piece can be seen under it, and she has sculpted bicep rings, each painted gold, and white bracers on her forearms. Her red boots have some sculpted crisscross patterns and have sculpted white furry fringe at the top edges.

As for the portrait, well holy hell, Mattel did a fantastic job on this one! I think this is hands down the best Filmation style Teela head we’ve seen so far. The hair and tiara are both great, but it’s the facial features that absolutely nail this look. The eyes and eyebrows are just beautifully done, as is the perfectly sculpted nose and and lips. She is gorgeous!

Teela comes with her sword and shield, both of which are solid accessories. I like this no-nonsense sword design with the needle-like point to the blade. It’s cast all in a silver-gray palstic. The round shield is cast in a reddish-brown plastic to match her boots and it is super-shiny! There’s a simple grab bar on the inside for her to hold it.

Her cartoon-based accessory is a sparring droid, which I think turned up in a few different episodes. It’s cast in gray plastic and has some basic articulation where the arms connect to the body. As much as I dig the idea behind this accessory, it’s kind of useless wtihout some kind of stand. I wish Mattel had at least given it a peg hole in the bottom so I could make use of some of the stands I have around here.

Damn, this Cartoon Series is really hitting hard, and this duo is another strong addition. I think this is the best cartoon version of a Teela figure we’ve seen yet, and Trap-Jaw is no slouch either. The Classics toon versions of these characters were great, but it’s cool to get them in these more affordable option that lean in more toward being toys rather than collectibles. If I had one nitpick it would be that I wish Teela were a little taller, but it’s just a personal preference. The prices on the Cartoon Series seem to be $19.99 each across the board. Sure, it’s higher than when Origins started, but I still think that makes them a pretty decent value on the pegs these days. This catches me up on the Origins Cartoon releases, but we’ve already seen a bunch of new figures teased, including Evil-Lyn, Prince Adam and Cringer… bring them on!

Feb 23 2024

Masters of the Universe Origins (Cartoon Series) Skeletor and Man-At-Arms by Mattel

In case you missed it, the vintage-based MOTU Origins line has now become a Mattel Creations online exclusive, and I’ve decided not to follow it there, because I’ve already got pretty much everything I want out of it. And if I wanted any reassurances that I made the right decision, Rokkon sold out in stupid fast when he went up a few days ago, and I’m done subjecting myself to those kind of shenanigans just to buy toys. Besides, most of the figures in this extended stage of the line I have as Classics releases, anyway. Of course, Mattel has re-launching the Origins line at retail as the Cartoon Series with new versions based on the Filmation cartoon, and god help me, I’m here for that! Last month I checked out He-Man and Beast Man and now I’m back to check out Skeletor and Man-At-Arms.

Oh God, these new card designs are gorgeous! The colors are so vibrant and you get the cartoon style Castle Grayskull in the background, along with the Cartoon stickers on the front of the bubble that mimics the Filmation logo. It’s a shame they couldn’t put Filmation on there, but again I’m guessing it’s some kind of copyright thing. The figures look so amazing in these packages, but I’ve got to tear them open. Eventually I’ll probably pick up an extra He-Man and Skeletor just to keep carded and hang on the wall next to the vintage-style versions. Let’s start with Skeletor!

It’s amazing that so simple a figure can put such a big smile on my face, but this Filmation Skeletor does indeed have me grinning ear to ear. We’ve seen animated versions of this bonehead a few times, both from Mattel and Super7, and they were all good, but I think there’s something about the simpler style and price point of this Origins version that makes it work so well as an animated style figure. The colors are beautiful with that one-two punch of pale blue and purple mixed with the black undies and yellow face making this a striking figure to behold. These cartoon versions feature new body bucks, which stand a bit taller than the vintage-style Origins figures, but are still modular in design and Skeletor borrows just about everything from the He-Man buck except the boots and the new armor pieces. I also like that we are getting two accessory holding hands, rather than the left slap-hand.

The head sculpt is a near perfect homerun to me. My only nitpick here is that I think the teeth are sculpted a little too soft, or perhaps the face could have used a wash to bring out detail like the line art. On the other hand, I’m not sure if that would have made the portrait look too complex and stray away from the simpler animated look. Still, in the end, I’m very happy with what we got here. The hood and face are both part of the head, which allows the whole thing to articulate together.

Skeletor comes with four accessories, the first of which is his iconic Havoc Staff. This piece features a purple staff and a white head, which looks great. The sculpting on the ram head is really nice. I did find that Skeletor’s grip is a little loose for all his accessories, but squeezing it closed seemed to do the trick.

Next up, you get his version of the Power Sword, which is kind of a weird inclusion for a figure based on the Filmation cartoon, but I’m still happy to get it. It’s the same accessory we’ve seen before and since a few of my vintage-style Origins Skeletors came with the half-sword, I’ll be giving this to one of them.

And finally, you get two of the Masks from the episode Masks of Power. These are the golden masks that baddies for hire, Aran and Oona, put on and get transformed into the evil sorcerers, Demos and Tyrella. Both masks are cast in gold plastic and are fully realized heads with sockets so they can be placed on any of the Origins figures. It’s a really cool idea and it kind of makes me hope we get an Aran and Oona two-pack somewhere down the line. With the modular nature of the line, that would be an easy release. OK, let’s move on to Man-At-Arms…

Duncan got a pretty big facelift for the cartoon, and despite my love of the vintage line, that figure always seemed kind of weird to me, because I was so used to seeing Filmation Man-At-Arms. This figure features the same body as Skeletor, including the boots, with an all green body suit, orange grieves, brown boots, a blue belt and brown diaper. On the other hand, he gets brand new chest armor, as well as armor pieces for his shoulders and forearms, all cast in orange to match the grieves. Like Skeletor, the colors on this figure are wonderfully vibrant and really evoke the colorful nature of the cartoon. I also dig the full armor on both arms more than the vintage style figure.

The vintage Man-At-Arms was an ugly cuss. Past figures slapping a mustache on him helped a little, but here we get the full on cartoon Duncan portrait and he looks great. The simpler sculpt makes it feel more like the cartoon than the Classics version and I love that the head and helmet are separately sculpted. You also get a nice pearlescent finish to his helmet and bright orange panels on the sides. This portrait is really well done.

Duncan comes with his giant mace, which I really don’t remember him ever carrying in the cartoon, but I could be wrong about that. It’s a lot more bulbous than the mace included with the vintage-style Origins figure, so it’s nice we got a newly sculpted accessory unlike Beast Man’s crappy whip. And while this may not be a weapon I associate with the Filmation cartoon, I’ll still likely display it with him, so he has something to bash Skeletor’s goons with.

And he also comes with the Stasis Ray, which is awesome. I love all the Eternian tech depicted in the cartoon and this thing was one of my favorites. The sculpt is detailed enough to make it look good, but doesn’t go overboard and torpedo the animated style. For whatever reason, this device really stuck with me and it’s cool to finally have an accessory of it.

Four figures in and I am absolutely loving this line! Skeletor looks as iconic as all hell and they did Duncan proud as well. I’m also chuffed to be getting all of these episode-specific accessories with these figures and I hope that’s something that continues throughout the line. At $20 a pop, the price on these has crept up a bit since the line was first introduced, but with additional accessories and lots of brand new sculpting, I still think they’re a pretty good value. How deep will I go on these? Only time will tell, but I’m definitely in for all the main characters at least. I believe Trap-Jaw and Teela are up next and due to arrive next month, so I’m definitely looking forward to them!

Dec 20 2023

Masters of the Universe Origins: Skeleton Warriors by Mattel

I was hoping to get a few more MOTU Origins reviews in before the end of the year, but time has caught me up and I’ll have to settle for just this one! There are some pretty cool figures in my backlogged stack, but the one that I’ve been most excited to check out is this two-pack of evil Skeleton Warriors. Now, these are some pretty sweet army builders, but so far my willpower has prevailed and I limited myself to only one set. But, seeing as how they are still readily available at most online retailers, my strength is tested every time they get served to me in an online Ad.

Origins has given us some truly epic packaging art throughout it’s run and that continues to be the case with this two-pack. The extended back flap has a vintage-style battle scene showing a whole army of these bony bastards taking on a squad of Eternian Palace Guards, and the good guys look like they’re getting pushed back! Where the hell is He-Man??? Better hope Prince Adam isn’t one of the casualties on the ground, or it’s going to be a long wait! The window shows off the two figures and the bevy of weapons included and proudly advertises that these bone brutes even glow in the dark! I love skeletons. I love army builders. I love things that glow in the dark. How could I not love these? It’s like a plastic trifecta of awesome!

Out of the box, you can see that these are basically just repaints of the same figure, and I’m cool with that. Sure, it would have been nice to get a couple of different heads in there with helmet variations, but maybe Mattel was trying to keep the price low for army builders. Each warrior has a chest harness with a winged crest on the front, armored skirts, and ugly monster feet boots. The bodies are cast in a glow in the dark plastic giving them a slightly translucent and ghostly appearance under normal light, which is pretty cool. The paint variation is mainly seen in the shoulders and skirt, where one has silver and the other has purple, but you also get the helmet trim on one painted orange and the other silver. I’ll concede that the purple looks more appropriate for a minion of Skeletor, but I like the silver just fine too. The orange is a bit out of left field, but whatever.

The detail in the skulls is a little soft, but that’s understandable considering the use of the GITD plastic. Still, if you get in close you can see some pretty nice sculpting in there, both on the nose hole and teeth, as well as some cracks and fissures on the bone. There are pupils painted in each of the eye holes, but they are recessed quite a bit, so it can be hard to see them unless they are in direct light.

Despite the unconventional bone-bodies, the articulation here is right in line with the regular Origins figures. I will say I found it a little more difficult to find and work the joints at first. A little bit of uncomfortable force was needed at first, but with a little play they loosened up. Each figure has left and right accessory holding hands, which is nice because they come with a lot of weapons!

In total, you get five weapons and a shield, which ain’t too shabby. I’m pretty sure we’ve seen most of these before. I recognize a few from the Snake Mountain Playset, Scare Glow’s halberd is in there, as well as Pig Head’s spiked flail, and one of Ram Man’s axes. All of the weapons are cast in the same bright neon green plastic, so I think we’re seeing a few of these in green for the first time.

I really dig the sword and shield combo and the axe and shield combo looks pretty cool too. It kind of makes me wish we got two shields in the box, but hey that’s a good reason to buy another set at some point. But… I’m trying really hard to be good and not to do that.

The spear and halberd are a nice combo if you want these guys to stand around and guard doors all day. I think the spiked flail is my least favorite. It’s not bad. I ain’t mad at it. But it doesn’t do a lot for me either.

And yes, these guys do indeed glow in the dark! Just let them soak up some rays and they emit a gorgeious green glow when the lights go out. I’ve been fascinated by GITD toys ever since I was a kid, so this kind of thing is always a big hit with me. I’ve also had my share of toys that claimed to be GITD but in reality the effect was barely noticeable. That’s certainly not the case with these calcified cads, because they glow super bright!

I picked up this set for $30, which feels like an uncommonly good value, especially since the Origins figures have gone up to about $20 each at most places now. $15 per skeleton and a bunch of weapons is a deal that’s hard to beat in today’s brutal glowy toy skeleton market. Trust me… I hunted long and hard and could not find a better deal on a set of plastic boney bastards. Mattel must have produced a ton of these, because I have to imagine that a lot of collectors are getting more than one set, and yet they are still available at regular price at all the usual online retailers. Either way, I can’t recommend this set enough. Even if you aren’t a big Origins collector, I’m willing to bet you need a two-pack of glowing skeleton soldiers in your life. There’s a lot of cross-over potential here with other toy lines or just to have on your desk for fun.


Nov 20 2023

Masters of the Universe Origins: Sssqueeze by Mattel

Last week I got into some MOTU Origins Snake Men with a look at Rattlor and Kobra Khan, and as promised I’m back this week with another one of these slithery villains. Yeah, I’m really set on wrapping up loose ends when it comes to Origins, so hopefully I’ll get it into the regular rotation a little more often as we approach the end of the year. Today’s figure is that loveable, huggable Sssqueeze, and it’ll be a miracle if I can get through this whole review spelling his name with the right number of S’s.

As we saw last time, the packaging has been updated to feature the Snake Men deco encroaching on the top of the card and a Snake Men sticker slapped on the front of the bubble. Sssqueeze himself comes bundled pretty tightly in that snug bubble, and like Rattlor, I’m a little surprised that Mattel didn’t just spread him out onto a larger Deluxe card and charge more for him. I probably shouldn’t give them any ideas, but there is a lot more plastic here than with the regular releases.

Freed of his cramped quarters, this Evil Long-Armed Viper’s arms unfold to ridiculous proportions, so let’s just talk about them first! These scaly grabbers are cast in a soft bendy plastic, which do a pretty good job of holding whatever shape you choose to bend them into. The color of the plastic is also a close match for the sculpt and color of the rest of the figure, despite being made of entirely different material. On the downside, there are no rotating hinges in the shoulders, they just plug straight in so they will rotate 360-degrees, but the rest of the poseability is in the bending. And, in fairness, that’s more than the vintage figure had. The hands do attach with pegged hinges, but I can’t get a lot of movement out of them and the connection is pretty frail so I’m not willing to force it.

As for the rest of the figure, well he’s just plain awesome! The neon lime green coloring on his skin mixes with the orange on his undies and boots with the metallic purple chest armor to make for quite the retina-searing deco. The color ensemble is only brought down a bit by the matte gray on the boots and leg armor, and I’m convinced that those pieces exist to create some kind of neutrality in the color spectrum that prevents anyone looking at the figure for too long from going blind. Oh, and can we talk about those abs! Holy shit this guy is ripped! Kind of surprising since pretty much every day for him is probably arm day at the gym.

I really love the head sculpt, as it’s one of the more grounded looking Snake Men heads. It’s not overly goofy and actually quite dinosaur like. He’s also got teeth for days! If he grabs you, he’s probably going to make you into a snack.

Sssqueeze does come with a weapon and it’s a pretty wild design. It’s basically a purple snake with a gun coming out of its robotic mouth. He can hold it pretty well in either hand and the gun-snake’s body is designed to coil around Sssqueeze’s long arm to further hold it in place. I don’t know, it’s OK. But to be honest, I’ll likely display this figure without it.

Sssqueeze is a great looking figure and in incredibly fun toy to play around with. Mattel knew how to inject some really fun gimmicks into this line and giving a snake person long bendy arms was just the ticket to get kids’ attention. The rubbery plastic they used is great and hopefully it will stand the test of time without tearing. Otherwise, this is a just a fabulous update to the original figure and a great addition to my Snake Men team!

I will be taking a few days off for the Holiday so there will be no regular update for Wednesday or Friday, but I will be back next Monday…

Until then have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Nov 10 2023

Masters of the Universe Origins: Rattlor and Kobra Khan by Mattel

I’m beginning to wind down on my Masters Origins collecting, which some may say is a no-brainer since the line itself is beginning to wind down quite a bit. But in my case, I’m just not really following the releases too closely now that the the line is less of a general retailer thing and more like exclusives all over the place. I love this line to death, but I’m done with stressing over missing a release or going back and paying extra to get one that I did miss. Still, I’ve got more than a few figures left to look at, and I will be dipping my toe into the Filmation-style releases to see how deep I want to go there. Anyway, today I’m checking out two of the Snake Men… Rattlor and Kobra Khan!

The figures come in the usual glorious retro-style card and bubble, but now with the Snake Men branding encroaching on the top and Snake Men stickers on the bubbles. We first saw this new bit of packaging flair when I had a look at Dragon Blaster Skeletor, only the figures are actual Snake Men for reals this time. I have very little experience with this faction, since I never owned the toys as a kid and my only real exposure to MOTU was through the Filmation cartoon. I think the first time I knew anything about the Snake Men faction was watching the MYP 200x series and eventually first owned figures based on them from Mattel’s MOTU Classics line. Let’s start with Rattlor!

By now it’s a given that the figure is based closely on the original vintage release with some minor updates to include the added articulation and whatnot. With that being said, this is an absolutely gorgeous figure with a lot more unique sculpting than I’m used to seeing in this line. You get some crazy detail in his scaly chest and some softer scales sculpted elsewhere on his body, and more defined ridges running down his arms and legs. The tail piece is cast in softer plastic and pegs into his back making a nearly seamless extension of the body with more sharp detail. The undercarriage of the tail is still left hollow, which may disappoint some, but it is at least faithful to the original toy.

And in addition to all that lovely sculpting, it’s the coloring on this figure that helps to really makes it shine. Rattlor has sort of a ketchup and mustard motif going on with some vibrant yellow and red with some added electric blue to make the whole toy a feast for the eyes. I especially love the way the edge of the tail has that gradual shift from red to orange. A little additional green for the sculpted snake emblem on the belt is the icing on the top of this gorgeous snake cake.

Rattlor’s head features an open mouth with yellow eyes and stubby white fangs and more of those sculpted scales. The original toy had a gimmick where the neck would extend, and here that same effect is achieved by adding an extended neck piece, which connects to the ball joint in the neck hole and another in the head itself. It’s not as fun as the neck actually extending, but it’s still a decent way to portray one of Rattlor’s unique skills. His other is the rattle itself, which you get when you shake the body. It’s not exactly high end engineering, as there’s just a bit of plastic in there banging around, but it works.

Finally, Rattlor comes with a snake staff, which I think was common with several of the Snake Men. The red accessory features a snake winding its way around a central staff with its mouth agape and it’s rattlor erect. The weapon looks great, but it’s kind of a weird flex, like if humans walked around carrying staffs with little sculpted humans hugging them. OK… on to Kobra Khan!

Kobra Khan is a lot less flashy than his buddy Rattlor, and he doesn’t feature as much new sculpting, but he still makes for a faithful update to the vintage figure. The bulk of the new stuff here is in his torso, which has some rather softly detailed scales and two maroon stripes running like suspenders from his shoulders down to his belt, and three similar set of ridges running down his back. His recycled arms have tufts of fur on the forearms, which… um OK, and he has maroon scaled undies and boots. There’s a some variance between the flat olive green of his limbs and the glossier olive of his torso, which may not have been all that intentional, but it does make for a nice bit of variety in the deco.

Kobra Khan’s head is is a disgusting puckered maw, which slightly resembles a pitted olive with eyes. There’s some nice paint flairs found around the eyes and edges of the mouth, and the whole thing is extremely similar to the vintage figure’s head, which was designed to spit water.

Mattel nixed this gimmick here in favor of an effect part that plugs into his gob. The neon green loogie is cast in semi-transparent plastic and it looks really cool. I was a bit surprised that the water spray gimmick wasn’t included since we just saw something similar in the Dragon Blaster Skeletor, but the effect part looks so good, I think this was the right way to go!

Kobra Khan also comes with an orange pistol, which isn’t one of my favorite designs, but at least it gives him an extra way to attack when the spit dries up.

No doubt about it, the first Snake Men in my Origins collection get my seal of approval. Rattlor is certainly the winner here as he’s just flashy as all hell and so damn unique. I’m actually surprised Mattel didn’t release him as a Deluxe and just spread out the tail and neck on a larger card. But Kobra Khan is no slouch either and I think his spit effect is a great addition to this updated version of the figure. I’ll have some more Snake Men to look at when I next visit with this line, but I guess I already missed out on King Hiss and Snake Armor He-Man. I never saw either at retail and they sold out at most online places I shop. I did get the variant of Snake Armor He-Man in a recent multipack, and maybe I’ll pony up some extra dollars to get Hiss, but that’s a great example of why I’m about ready to put this line to bed.

Sep 22 2023

Masters of the Universe Origins: Dragon Blaster Skeletor by Mattel

There’s been a lot of Masters Origins stuff piling up here, folks, not the least of which is Skeletor’s homestead, Snake Mountain. I really wanted to jump ahead to that, but I have to do some logistics on how I’m going to photograph it. Also, it seems only right to try to knock out some more figure reviews beforehand. And with that in mind, today figure is one I’ve been waiting to open for quite a few weeks, so I’m excited!

Oh yes. After trying and failing to defeat He-Man with everything from giant mechanical claws to chomping shark cars, the only thing left is to just strap a baby dragon to your back and hope it hocks a flaming loogie right in He-Man’s face. As always, the packaging here is just superb with the enlarged card and extra bubbles for the Deluxe figure and accessories. You also get the additional Snake Men artwork taking over the top of the card. If only all this were collector friendly, but alas, I’ve got some ripping and tearing to do!

There’s a little bit of assembly required here, but nothing too bad. The dragon is sculpted as part of Skeletor’s back plate, which attaches via plastic straps that tab into the slots on the shoulders and under his arms. I was a little worried this wasn’t going to be all that secure, but the dragon actually holds in place remarkably well with no issues at all. Next, you attach the wrist cuff and thread the chain through the slot in his chest piece bring it around the back and attach it to the jumbo green padlock, which hooks into the dragon. The chain is actually metal, which is awesome, although I really don’t know what good it’ll do. If that dragon wants to take off it’s probably just going to drag Skeletor behind it.

As with most Origins figures, this release takes all the beats from the original vintage figure with the main difference being the added articulation in the elbows, knees, wrists, and ankles. The coloring is bright and vibrant, especially on the dragon itself, which has a cool gradient from red to pinkish-purple going on. The pale blue of Skeletor’s skin plays off the mauve and red armor and purple boots nicely, plus you get that neon green to make things really pop. MOTU has always been a delightfully colorful toyline and this figure represents that well!

We’ve had tons of variant Skeletor heads in the Origins line and each one has had its own charms. I do really like this one a lot. It has something of an animated look to it and he’s smiling as if he is jus so damn proud of his new reptilian backpack. The coloring is very nice and the lines for the teeth are sharp. This head is a winner!

The dragon also just oozes vintage charm. It’s head is super goofy and I think it has almost a Chinese Dragon design vibe going on. The teeth are painted white, the eyes are painted black with gold irises and he’s got sculpted scales all over his little body. What’s also great is that Mattel kept the original play gimmick in tact, so you can pop off his head, fill his body with water, and press down on the head to shoot disgusting dragon spit and those damn do-gooders.

Skeletor also comes with his sword, which is a nice bonus, as Mattel probably could have gotten away without it. There’s no Ram Staff, but hell we already have a ton of those! This sword is fantastic, as it isn’t the shitty half-sword we’ve had several times, but the one that’s fully sculpted on both sides. I can never have too many of these!

With something like a half-dozen Skeletor variants in the Origins line, you’d think I would have had enough. but I’ve been excited for each and every one. And this Dragon Blaster version is pretty much peak Skeletor pulling out all the stops. It’s a love letter to the original toy and I’m so happy to have it in my collection. But… these last bunches of Origins figures that I’m opening are also a little bittersweet. The news is that Origins will be leaving retail (and online retailers) and going to Mattel Creations Exclusives in 2024 and I’ve decided not to follow. I’ve had terrible experiences with the few figures I’ve tried to get from Mattel Creations and I’m not going through all that shit. I don’t need flashbacks to Matty Collector and Masters Classics. I’m too old and I’ve got too many other toys to spend money on. I was hoping Origins would still be sold through big online toy retailers, but that’s not the case so I’ll be calling it a day. But that’s fine… my Origins collection is big enough as it is and I’ve got plenty more figures and toys to open and spotlight here.

Jun 9 2023

Masters of the Universe Origins: Roton by Mattel

It’s been a couple of months since I last reviewed anything from the Masters Origins line, and that’s just wrong! My backlog for this line is pretty severe, so let’s dig back in with a look at a vehicle! Because if there’s anything that’s more wacky than the inhabitants of Eternia, it’s the crazy vehicles they try to kill each other with. So far Skeletor’s evil garage already has the Land Shark parked in there, and now it’s time to make room for The Roton!

The Roton comes in a glorious window box with some lovely vintage style art and the 40th Anniversary foil sticker on the right hand corner of the back flap. This vehicle started life as a Walmart Exclusive and I dropped my pre-order the moment it went live. Then my order sat in limbo until Walmart decided to cancel it. Holy shit, do I hate Walmart Exclusives! The toy spent a while going for double on the secondary scalper market before it started turning up at some other online retailers and I was eventually able to get one. And thank God for that, because I was getting ready to feed the scalpers on this one! The basic vehicle comes out of the box all ready for action, so let’s see what we’ve got.

What do you get when you combine a bumper car with a buzzsaw and then give it some creepy monster eyes? The Roton, of course! The vehicle’s black glossy body features a partially sculpted spinal column on the back and a hideous monster face on the front. Stickered panels adorn the sides with what looks like green reptilian skin fused with circuitry and dark magic tech from the bowels of Snake Mountain. The driver’s cabin is just one big bench seat with two joysticks, and there’s a pair of red laser guns, which can each swivel to fire in just about any direction. If I had one nitpick, I wish there were some dashboard stickers in there showing a few control panels.

Around the center of this devilish dodge-em car is the red buzz saw blade, which spins as you push the vehicle along, while also making a nerve-racking clicking noise, which is probably the last thing a lot of Eternian do-gooders hear before being diced into pieces by this engine of hell. And then there’s the eyes. The stickered eyes are just generally unsettling with red bloodshot pupils and fibrous veins protruding from the corners. Are these just the Eternian version of nose art, or is this thing actually a fusion of machine and monster? No, don’t answer. I don’t want to know!

The seat has plenty of room for most Origins figures, but Skeletor is the obvious choice. It’s no secret that the Origins figures aren’t all that great at sitting down, but it works pretty well. There’s something about Skeletor sitting in this thing that just scratches that toyetic itch so brilliantly. It’s just a glorious pairing of blue and purple Skeleton Lord with black and red killing machine. Roton was an inspired toy in the vintage line, and it still is today in the Origins revival. But we’re not done yet!

The designers went back to the vintage Monogram model kit and added the armored face plate and driver’s cage and boy is this going above and beyond! Both pieces are cast in beautiful red plastic and you get some white pate on the face plate for the eyes and teeth. Both pieces peg in securely and just add a wonderful display option or even a way to create variations if you happen to have more than one Roton for your collection. Sure, I would have rather had a Skelcon figure like the one included with the Classics Roton, but recreating the pieces from the Monogram model makes this release all the more unique.

The Classics vehicle came with a stand, which is sadly lacking from this release. Now, you could argue that this is a ground vehicle so why include a stand, but I’d like to think this is capable of flight too. For what it’s worth, there is a socket underneath the Roton that is compatible with the stand that came bundled with the Wind Raider.

“Myeaaah! I’ve got you now you muscled boob! Taste the blades of Roton!”
“Wait.. what are you doing? Where’s reverse???”
“STOP IT!!!”
“You’ll never get me in here…”
“Trap-Jaw… you said this thing was He-Man proof!”
*MYEAAAHHHing Intensifies*
“ARGHHHHHH!”

I got my Roton for $35, which feels a little pricey compared to some of the other Origins vehicles, but then I was so happy to be able to finally get one, I didn’t hesitate over the price. I was hoping this one would eventually get down to the Wind Raider prices, because that hits below $20 every now and then on Amazon and I have about half dozen of the damn things. I’d love to pick up at least one more, but only if it went on sale, and that doesn’t seem likely at this point. Either way, this is a fantastic toy and a welcome addition to Skeletor’s crazy fleet of attack vehicles.