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Jun 21 2024

G. I. JOE Ultimates: Storm Shadow by Super7

If you know me, you know that I wasn’t a fan of Ninjas taking over my GI JOE. But Ninjas were all the rage in the late 80s and into the 90s, and I was already getting out of GI JOE by the time of the invasion, so it wasn’t that big a deal to me. Of course, for a while Storm Shadow was the only token Ninja and I didn’t mind that. Indeed, I thought he was pretty damn cool in the cartoon and since I always regarded Snake Eyes as a Commando and not a Ninja (FIGHT ME!), Storm Shadow was a unique force to be reckoned with when playing with my figures. So let’s head back into Wave 3 of GI JOE Ultimates and check out Cobra’s specialty assassin!

In the third wave we were still getting the top slipcover as part of the packaging, but the box itself loses that metallic glossy finish from the earlier waves in exchange for a dull matte. The deco is done in a striking blue camo pattern with some weathering effect to simulate paint rubbing off steel and a bold crimson Cobra emblem front and center. The back panel has some shots of Storm Shadow from the cartoon and a little bio blurb. This is still a very nice presentation and it’s collector friendly too! But, the running changes here have convinced me to not keep the boxes for these figures. And my closets rejoiced!

Out of the box, Storm Shadow is a damn fine representation of what we got in the Sunbow cartoon. He’s dressed all in white, including white forearm bindings on his otherwise bare arms. He’s got a super crisp Cobra emblem stamped on the left side of his chest and black waist belt and black shoulder strap with an ornate silver buckle. The only thing about the costume here that I’ll nitpick is I think the tops of the sleeve cutouts should be flared out just a little more to hang over the tops of his shoulders. The shoulder strap secures the panoply of weapon storage on his back. This includes a quiver with three arrows, scabbards for his two swords, and his bow, which is secured around the quiver by the string. It doesn’t look like this gear is designed to come off, and I’m not going to risk trying, but it would have been nice to make it easily removable.

There are two silver shuriken sculpted into his belt and room to insert one of the three loose shuriken that come with the figure. I really love how they did this, as he was usually depicted with the shuriken tucked in there, but being able to have one removable is a nice little touch.

The head sculpt is about as simple as things get, and yet still a great recreation of his animated counterpart. The mask is all but featureless and cast in beautiful, pure white, just like the rest of the outfit. The cut out for the eyes shows some crisp printed facial features.

You also get an alternate head with a scuba mask. This was featured in the episode Excalibur in which Storm Shadow’s Rattler was shot down, forcing him to ditch it in a lake in Great Britain. He ejected underwater only to find the Lady of the Lake at the bottom and the legendary blade, Excalibur. Because that was just the sort of thing that could happen in any given episode of the GI JOE cartoon! Hell, it probably doesn’t even make the Top 20 of the Craziest Shit That Happened in GI JOE list. The head is a pretty cool option with a clear plastic shield over his face and a little breathing cylinder under the chin. Will I ever display the figure with it? Nope!

Articulation in this line has been a sticking point with many collectors, although I usually don’t mind the limitations. I did, however, expect to be really bothered about it with Storm Shadow, and in the end I both was and wasn’t. On the one hand, he’s a Ninja so the lack of superb agility is troublesome. On the other hand, I was pretty happy with some of the poses I was able to get him in. I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t have liked to see more range of motion in his arms at least, but I was still able to have a lot of fun with him. He comes with a lot of hands, including fists, chopping hands, a left hand for holding the bow and a right hand for knocking the arrow, gesturing hands, a left hand for holding a shuriken, and a pair of accessory gripping hands.

You also get a swap out right forearm, which has his wrappings partially removed to reveal his Arashikage tattoo. It’s a cool bonus, but I never really associated that tatt with his cartoon version. I’m also a little embarrassed to admit that I thought I got cheated out of his right accessory gripping hand, before realizing it was attached to this forearm! D’oh!

As an assassin, it’s only fair that Storm Shadow comes with a lot of weapons to do his job! Many of these are updates to the gear from the original Real American Hero figure, while others are added from the cartoon. Starting small, we already saw the shuriken, and those are followed up by a tanto knife. The shuriken specific left hand works really well to hold them, but if you want him to hold them in his right hand, the arrow knocking hand works well for that too by tucking it between the fingers. The tanto has a black hilt and silver painted blade. It looks great, but there’s nowhere for him to store it on his person when not wielding it.

The bow is cast in black plastic and has an actual string, which is a huge win in my book. I absolutely hate when these action figure bows get useless, chonky plastic “strings.” There are three pale gray arrows, which can all be stored in his quiver, and I was pleased that even with the limited range of motion in those elbows, I was still able to get him to knock the arrow and prepare to fire.

His twin swords match the tanto, with black hilts and silver painted blades. These fit very well in the scabbards on his back and he looks great wielding them!

And you can’t have Storm Shadow without a pair of nun-chucks. These are extremely cool in that they have an actual metal chain connecting them. Some loops on his belt to hold these would have been helpful, but if we’re going by cartoon accuracy, I think these pretty much just appeared out of thin air when he needed them.

Next up, you get a blue sniper rifle. I’m sure this was referenced in the cartoon or comic, but I can’t remember the specific instance. This is the one accessory where his articulation really lets me down, because he can’t really hold it like he’s going to fire it. I can’t say I was planning on displaying him with it anyway. The sculpt is pretty nice, but the bright blue is kind of weird.

And finally, Storm Shadow comes with Excalibur, from the previously mentioned titular episode. It’s a really nice recreation of the sword from the cartoon with a gold and bejeweled hilt and a sort of glowy pale blue blade. In the episode, Storm Shadow found that the sword cut through anything and even made a cool lightsaber sound when he swung it. Destro determined that the sword was invincible and wanted it for himself so badly, that he tried to kill Storm Shadow with a rocket launcher, but sneezed and missed. I’m not lying about any of this… watch the damn episode!

There’s no doubt that Classified Storm Shadow is the better Ninja figure when it comes to crazy poses, and it’s occurred to me that I still have to get around to showcasing that figure here. Maybe when I do, I’ll do a comparison. But, all in all, I was still really pleased with how much fun this guy turned out. His weapons are all well thought out, and he can carry several, albeit not all of them. But it’s the pitch-perfect cartoon aesthetic that really sells this figure to me, and I was happy with how well he could interact with most of his accessories, especially the bow. He’s a great addition to my Sunbow Cobra shelf! One Ninja is fine, but I’m prepared to leave it at that!

Jun 19 2024

Masters of the Universe Origins: Moss Man by Mattel

It was a busy week for MOTU Origins around here. Not only did I get a few of the new Cartoon Series figures in, but I also cleaned up on some old business with the main Origins line. Moss Man was a Wal-Mart Exclusive, which meant I never had a chance of seeing him at the stores here. A lot of people must have been in the same boat because he was going for crazy money on Ebay and the like. And then inexplicably he started turning up on Clearance and even at places like Ollies. And that’s a beautiful illustration of horrible distribution and why these exclusives are a terrible idea. In the end, people started scalping the figures they found on Clearance and in the end that meant I was able to get him for the original price, even with shipping. So let’s check him out!

Moss Man is a Deluxe, but instead of coming in one of those oversized cards and bubbles, he comes boxed and this makes for some very nice presentation. The window shows off the figure and all the extras inside while you still get an elongated back flap with some of that gorgeous retro-inspired artwork. But then turn the box over and and let your peepers be assaulted by even more vintage art goodness. The box also touts him as a Collectors Edition with pine scent, making me wonder if a sealed card would have been the better way to go in order to lock in all that pine freshness! Everything here is collector friendly, and while I love the box, I haven’t decided whether to keep it or not.

Moss Man comes with armor, and we’ll get to that in a bit, but let’s first check him out as God intended, with just his belt and furry diaper. Besides, I don’t want any of that armor to get in the way of the beauty that is this flock job, and I mean that in every conceivable way. For starters, the coverage here is superb. From the front, you can barely see any of the jointing, and even from the back it’s mostly just evident in the knee and ankle joints. Sure, the more extreme you work the hinges, the more of that plastic will peek through, but it really is an amazing piece of work, especially for a retail figure. I also really dig the way the musculature in the chest and back still shows through the flocking. And finally, the coloring of the flocking itself is wonderfully dynamic. The closer you get, the more you can make out the mixes of green with a little brown. It’s also strangely soothing to stroke his mossy fur with my finger. As for that pine sent, it’s evident but not overwhelming. The question will be how long will it last?

The yellow armor pieces are repaints of Beast Man’s armor, just like Moss Man was a flocked Beast Man. I’m far from an expert on vintage MOTU, but as I understand it the yellow Beast Man armor was included in a weapons pack and tended to gravitate toward Moss Man figures in many collectors. Enough that it became associated with him. The chest and collar piece tabs together in the back and the bicep armor just slides on with friction keeping them on. It’s all cast in the same yellow plastic and there’s some black paint apps on the chest piece making it look like it’s been burned. I do think these look really good on the figure, but I’m not sure whether I will display him with the armor or not.

You get two heads to choose from, and this is kind of a no-brainer for me. The stock head is very similar to a flocked Beast Man head, without being a straight repurpose, and this is the one that will always be on my figure. The flocking encompasses the whole head, minus the face and just like the body, it looks great. I’ve gone on record in the past by saying the vintage Beast Man head sculpt is one of the ugliest and most unintentionally funny action figure noggins I can remember, and that still holds true here, but I think the unified green color scheme helps it along. The big difference between Beast Man and this Moss Man is the mouth bearing his copious fangs. The eyes are painted in with large black pupils, and I’m really impressed at how sharp the line around the face between plastic and flock turned out.

Now, that’s not to say the alternate head isn’t really good. In fact, it’s quite awesome. It’s full of character and basically looks like a green gorilla with mutton chops. That ain’t a bad thing! The mouth is open a lot wider, showing off those awesome teeth, and the bald head and slight forehead ridge gives me some slight Klingon vibes. I love what we got here, but it just isn’t Moss Man to me. Had the figure been more widely available, I might have picked up a second to leave unarmored and wearing this had as just some mossy minion.

Moss Man comes with two weapons, and an extra left gripping hand so he can dual wield. The first weapon, a brown flanged mace, is a nod to the vintage figure’s accessory. It has a diamond-shaped ring at the pommel and a knuckle guard loop around the grip.

Additionally, you get the spiked ball flail that we’ve seen a few times before in this line, and it’s always nice to see this weapon turn up, especially as an extra piece. I did find that the gripping hands on my figure are a little loose on these accessories and squeezing them shut a bit more helps keep them in his hands.

As much as I adore this line, I have a rule with MOTU Origins, that I’m not playing Mattel’s game and hunting down exclusives at stores or online at Mattel Creations, and I’m not feeding scalpers and paying premiums. I already jumped through a lot of hoops to get a nearly complete set of MOTU Classics and I’m not doing it all over again. Case in point, I didn’t even bother going after Night Stalker yesterday. I have Stridor and I’m content with that. Now, I guess you could argue that in this case I did feed a scalper by paying regular retail for a figure he probably got for $6 at an Ollies, but I was willing to make an exception since it was still a little less than original retail. And I’m glad I did, because this figure is absolutely amazing. And don’t worry, I still have more than a few figures in this line to check out here, but next time we’ll switch over to the Cartoon Series for a bit!

Jun 17 2024

DC Multiverse (Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom): Sunken Citadel Pirate & King Kordax by McFarlane

I wouldn’t call the first Aquaman movie a great film, but I went in with low expectations and a healthy level of intoxication and came out of it having had a pretty good time. I didn’t bother seeing Lost Kingdom, but someday I may remedy that, as it looks pretty bonkers. Nonetheless, I was attracted to today’s cool looking figures despite not seeing the film, and it didn’t hurt that these were on deep (no pun intended) discount. Understandable, since the merchandising push crumbled about as badly as the film’s hopes for making a decent profit. As I understand it, it was one of the DCEU’s better recent performers, but when put up against the likes of Black Adam and Shazam, that’s not exactly high praise. At least I’m pretty sure it broke even. Anyway, I was happy to see McFarlane latched onto some of the creative creature designs for this movie, and I would have liked to see more.

The pair I’m looking at today consists of King Kordax and the Sunken Citadel Pirate Mega Figure. I believe, Kordax was the major villain of the film and the Pirate was just a background character from the diverse population of the Sunken Citadel. These, and the Seahorse Mount, are the only figures I picked up from the film, but if a Mamoa Aquaman in his classic armor and Black Manta get cheap enough, I’ll likely grab them too. These figures come in the usual DC Multiverse style window boxes, although they are branded with the movie logo on the lower front. They are mostly collector friendly, although you will have to tear the figure stand and collector cards off of the cardboard backings to get at them. Let’s start with the big guy…

I love McFarlane’s Mega Figs, mainly because you don’t see regular retail figures this big released all that often these days. Plus, Todd has really nailed down a compromise between creating an impressively sized and great looking figure while still keeping costs somewhat reasonable. What we have here is just a giant fish guy in some kind of pressure suit, and I don’t know why, but the idea of fish wearing clothes underwater kind of tickles me. His hands and feet are left bare, showing off some of the delightful anatomy of this creature’s extremities. His legs kind of have the structure of a dog’s hind legs, providing him rather high ankle joints, while his elongated and webbed hands give him quite an impressive reach. The suit has some reinforced pads and what look like pressure valves or hose attachments, but mostly it’s just smooth plastic. I like how it’s designed to let his various fins stick out, including the two little articulated flippers on his chest. The coloring here is mostly various shades of brown, and I would have liked to see more variety between the color of the suit and the actual fish guy itself, but maybe that’s screen accurate, I don’t know. I also think a glossier wash over the suit would have added to the wet and underwater feel. Still, I like what we got just the same.

The head represents some wonderful sculpting, offering plenty of detail to all his fishy parts. It’s a pretty cool design, with the fins forming a sort of beard and mutton chops, the slightly open mouth showing a mess of teeth, and the tiny piercing eyes peeking out past a slab of brow ridge. The head represents the most variety to the color palate, but it’s still just shades of brown with a bit of wash over the boney parts of the face.

The Pirate features a lot of the usual points of articulation found in McFarlane’s Mega Figs, but because of his bizarre anatomy some of it works differently. The arms have rotating hinges in the shoulders, swivels up at the top of the biceps, single hinged elbows, and rotating hinges in the wrists. The legs have rotating hinges in the hips, double hinged knees, and as I mentioned earlier, his ankle hinges are up higher than usual, offering rotation and a hinge, but not much in the way of lateral rockers. There’s a ball joint in the waist and while the neck is articulated, the head can really just pivot side to side like a dog hearing a strange noise, rather than actually rotate. Many of the hinges here are on heavy ratchets making sure they can hold whatever pose you put them in. There are no accessories or extra hands, but this guy really doesn’t need much more, he’s damned impressive all on his own.

The Sunken Citadel Pirate is an outstanding figure, and while he’ll likely take up residence on the regular Aquaman portion of my DC Multiverse shelf, there’s so much crossover potential here. He would make a great Doctor Who monster, and I could even see him fighting some of my fantasy themed figures like Mythic Legions or AD&D. The original MRSP on this behemoth was $40, but I got him for half that and I’m certainly glad I did! Now, let’s move on to King Kordax…

So, I guess the DCEU version of Kordax was the main villain of the film, but spent most of it confined to a magical prison. He possessed Black Manta and influenced a lot of what happened, but really just showed up in person for the big final fight when he was finally released. And I gather he’s basically an undead Atlantean in crustacean armor. And while the figure looks pretty badass, I will say that the coloring on this one seems to really be at odds with the clips I’ve seen of his on screen appearance. Maybe it was just the lighting, but he looked more blackish-green and had green energy spilling out from inside him. None of that is really replicated here, as the armor is mostly tan brown with a bone colored wash and some black for the skirt pieces.

That’s not to say he isn’t a cool looking figure, because he sure as hell is. The sculpting for the armor is excellent with some crazy intricate detail. The chest has a slight ribcage motif, but the bulk of the armor just looks like it was grown like barnacles on the hull of a ship. Even the tattered cape has some detail that looks like ancient organic sea growth.

The elongated helmet is creepy as all hell, with narrow, barely visible eye slits and a mouth exposing a wall of nasty teeth. If you look closely, you can see some portions of his actual head peaking out around the jawline, as well as his ears. These are painted in a sickly, pea soup green and given a hint of gloss. What’s really creepy are all the filaments of growth snaking their way off the back of the helmet and top of the shoulder pieces like tendrils.

Despite his bizarre look, Kordax holds true to the usual DCM system of articulation and he’s pretty fun to pose and play with. The shoulder armor does inhibit the movement up there a little bit, but the arms will simply unplug from the sockets, rather than allow anything to break, if you go beyond what they are intended to do. There’s a single pair of hands, with the left somewhat open and the right closed up in a tight grip to wield his one accessory.

And that accessory is his Black Trident, which I guess was a big deal in the movie. Here, it’s not terribly impressive and it’s cast out of some super soft plastic. Mine was warped straight out of the box and it’s been tough to get it to straighten out for any amount of time before it starts warping again. That’s kind of a shame!

I feel like if you were a fan of the movie and bought this figure sight unseen you might be disappointed with the final result, mainly because of the coloring. Granted, that’s not a problem for me, and I dig him a lot. On the one hand, I think it’s a pity McFarlane put all this work into the figure only to have the movie flop, but then again if nothing else, we still got this cool figure out of the deal, and that ain’t a bad thing! And like the Pirate, I was able to grab this guy for super cheap at just $13.

If you want some cool fish people for your action figure display, I can’t recommend this pair enough. McFarlane poured the love into these sculpts, creating something good out of the movie in the end. Hell, the Pirate is so good, I’d have to show some serious willpower to keep from picking up another if he drops in price much more. I think the real shame here is that there were some other very cool creature designs in the film that would have made for great figures. I’m specifically thinking about the Hammerhead Shark Guards in the Sunken Citadel. I would have definitely been down for a pair of those! Maybe if the film had performed better there would have been a second wave. I guess we’ll never know!

Jun 14 2024

Sonic The Hedgehog: SoftB Sonic Figure by Bellfine

It’s been a little while since I checked out any Sonic the Hedgehog collectibles here. I’ve enjoyed the JAKKS Pacific line, but that has kind of dried up, or at least I haven’t seen any new sets turning up at Target. Nonetheless, The Blue Hog’s 33rd Anniversary is coming up FAST and I’ve been playing some Sonic on the SEGA Genesis this week, so… let’s dig into my backlog to look at something plastic, blue, and hedgehog shaped. And that brings us to the SoftB Sonic Vinyl figure by Bellfine, and I don’t know what most of that means. I thought Bellfine was some kind of trashy E-girl who sells her bathwater to simps, but apparently it’s a company that seems to produce mostly anime-related scaled figures. And SoftB appears to be their line of large vinyl video game figures. Sonic is the only one of these I knew about, but when I was researching it, I found out they did a Pac-Man SoftB vinyl, and I really wish I didn’t know that, because I can’t not buy it, so expect to see that show up here sometime soon.

This is a large figure, measuring in at about 12-inches tall, so it’s only natural that he that comes in an appropriately large box! And what a beautiful box it is! The front has a large window showing off the figure inside with a smaller window on top to let some light in. There’s a piece of diecut character art on the bottom right corner and some beautiful photos of the figure on the back and side panels. It’s an import, so a lot of the lettering is in Japanese, but you do get some smatterings of English here and there. There’s a thin cardboard insert behind the figure with some illustrations of the Green Hills Zone and blue checkering, which makes for an excellent backdrop if you want to display the figure with it on the shelf.

Wow, this figure feels great in hand, with a decent amount of heft for what is largely a hollow vinyl. I also can’t help but appreciate how amazing this character design works as a vinyl sculpt. I’m not always the biggest fan of this type of figure, but pairing it with retro game character designs is clearly a match made in heaven. In a pose ripped directly from the title screen of the first game, Sonic stands triumphantly, a vinyl god among hedgehogs, with his right hand on his non-existent hip, and his other scolding you with his pointy finger. It was an age of ‘Tude, and Sonic had it in spades. He chastised you just for loading up his cartridge and thinking you had the blue balls to challenge his game. This figure captures everything about Sonic perfectly, right down to the bizarre spiky back which still gives me a laugh to this day. It’s like an angle of the character that was never meant to be seen, but eventually the onset of 3D graphics and merchandising demanded it and the artists did their best. As a vinyl figure, this is decidedly a statue, with the only real points of articulation being swivels in his ankles so you can angle his feet. I’m not sure if that was intentional to help him stand, but he does that just fine without any tweaking.

The coloring here is excellent, from the royal blue of his smooth plastic fur to the pop of his giant red sneakers and yellow side buckles. His mouth, arms, and tummy are all flesh toned and you get plenty of clean white on his giant gloved hands, sock cuffs, and the bands on his shoes. The paint lines are overall pretty clean, but there are a few that could have been a bit sharper considering the price of the figure and the rather large canvas they had to work with, but it’s all still pretty good.

The portrait is a total slam dunk of ‘tudy spunk. His green eyes are perfectly printed on those vast fields of white, his black nose juts out between them, and his shallow line of a mouth forms a cocky smirk against his left cheek. The only blemish on the head is the seam that runs across behind the ears separating his face from the spikey back hemisphere. It doesn’t really detract from the figure much and I’m guessing it’s a necessary evil of working with such a big vinyl hedgehog noggin.

And if you’re looking for scale, here is SoftB Sonic towering over one of JAKKS’ 2.5-inch Sonic figures. SoftB Sonic could literally crush him under his foot like a hedgehog kaiju.

He also displays really well with the JAKKS posable Mario plush if you don’t mind putting rivals on the shelf together! Why can’t we all just get along and enjoy great games?

It feels like Sonic’s 10th Anniversary was just a short while ago, which means I’m getting old and the years are just flying by. I’ll likely pose this figure alongside the coin and soundtrack portfolio that I got way back when. These SoftB figures seem to sell at around $100 a pop. Honestly, the only reason I bought this one was because it went up for half-price around Christmas time, and I was in full-on retail-therapy mode to get me through the crushing Holiday depression. And let’s face it, $50 for a full 12-inches of vinyl hedgehog is a lot cheaper than an hour at the therapist. It probably made me a lot happier too. So, yeah, this one has been sitting around here for a while, and I decided it was well past his time in the spotlight. A very nice figure indeed, and even nicer at half the price! Even with a fair bit of plastic Sonic representation on my shelves, this one is the stand out piece in every way.

Jun 12 2024

G. I. JOE Ultimates: Gung-Ho by Super7

So, where am I with GI JOE Ultimates? Well, I’ve checked out all of Waves 1 and 2 here, and dipped into Wave 3 with Scarlett. I was going to finish Wave 3, but let’s go nuts, jump ahead to Wave 4, and check out everyone’s favorite gumbo-slurping jarhead, Gung-Ho! I was only 11yo when the original RAH version of Gung-Ho came out. I’m pretty sure I got him for Christmas along with the Dragonfly, because I remember constantly having him hanging off the landing skids as Wild Bill flew him into battle. I really liked his figure a lot, and constantly had him casting off his grenade launcher and punching out Cobra’s left and right. I was also a big fan of him in the Sunbow cartoon because he was tough but kind of a goof. Needless to say, I was glad to see him land in Wave 4 and I’m excited to check him out!

Super7’s packaging for this line has been suffering a death by a thousand cost-cuts. Originally, they came in brown cardboard mailers and with illustrated camo sleeves over the window box, but now both of those have been nixed. Also, the boxes themselves are now matte and no longer have that plastic sheen. It’s kind of a shame, but then these running changes convinced me to dump the packages for this line, so at least I have more space as a result. In fairness, the presentation still looks solid, you still get some nice character art and a bio blurb on the back panel, and the window shows off the figure and all the extras really well.

And here he is out of the box and looking like he jumped off a Sunbow animation cell. From the waist down, he’s got his trademark blue and green camo trousers with high laced boots, and a pouch sculpted to his right thigh. From the waist up, he’s bare armed, bare chested and wearing only a blue vest to match his trousers. The vest is cast in soft plastic and actually worn by the figure, which looks great. It looks like it would be not a big problem to get it off, but I’m content to not try. And of course, we get his chest tattoo printed onto his already intimidating physique.

You get three heads to choose from, including a neutral expression and a smiling expression, both with his green Marine cap as part of the sculpt. The first really nails his look in the cartoon wonderfully. The second head is pretty cheesy, but in a charming sort of way. We’re back to the fully painted skin tone and the facial features are sharp.

The third head features a shouting expression and comes without his hat and with a headband in its place, and I can’t for the life of me remember what episode of the cartoon or issue of the comic this look is based on. Hopefully someone will help me out on that. I do tend to watch an episode of the GI JOE cartoon almost every week, but there are a handful of episodes I will watch over and over and obviously, the episode this head appeared in isn’t one of them. Either way, it’s a great sculpt, but I would have rather had the shouty head with his regular hat on.

There are no surprises in the articulation, as it sticks close to what we’ve been seeing for most of the guys, for better and for worse. As usual, all the points are there, but you don’t get those double-hinges in the knees and ankles like you do with Classified. I was curious to see how the ab crunch hinge would look on his bare upper body, and with the vest concealing most of it, it looks just fine. I had no issues with any of the joints on my figure, with nothing stuck or too loose. Naturally, you get a bunch of hands, which include fists, relaxed hands, a right gun-holding hand, and a pair of green gloved hands. Sadly, he does not come with a hand to thumb his nose at Cobra Commander, but even if he did, I’m not sure the articulation would have allowed it.

Moving on to his gear, Gung-Ho comes with a large backpack, modeled after the one that came with his original figure and it’s even colored in a blue-green finish to match the original accessory, rather than match the more cartoon accurate fatigues. The securing straps and configuration of the side pockets match the original accessory and the folding entrenching tool is present on the lower, back pouch but here it’s actually painted in silver and brown. Like all the previous backpacks we’ve seen in this line, this one is actually worn by the figure with shoulder straps, and I dig that so much more than it just pegging into a hole in the back.

Also referencing the original figure is his grenade launcher, and it is a pretty faithful update to that weapon. It’s cast all in black plastic, has a soft plastic carry strap, and a ribbed fore grip. I don’t recall him ever really having this in the cartoon, but it certainly was his trademark weapon when it came to the figures, and my Gung-Ho blew the piss out of a lot of Cobra troopers with it!

If you want to arm him with something more traditional, he also comes with the M16 style rifle, and yes we’ve seen this same accessory packed in with Scarlett. It’s a great looking weapon, despite being a little warpy in the barrel. At the same time, it feels a little out of place with the cartoon aesthetic, and I would have rather had another one of the laser rifles instead, or in addition to.

Finally, you get a pair of episode specific accessories from the cartoon. The first comes from the original Miniseries, and it’s the little toy Wolverine tank, which Gung Ho picked up and started playing with while the JOEs were trying to fool cobra into thinking they were surrendering by filming a miniature scale diorama. I’m really glad they included this, because that’s just such a fantastic scene! The cartoon definitely had a tendency to go too goofy, but this was a case where I think it was just the perfect level of goofiness.

Next is a big crystal, which I’m thinking is supposed to be one of Cobra’s explosive crystals from Captives of Cobra, where Cobra brainwashed a bunch of the JOEs families and Gung-Ho had to drive the explosive crystals to a safe place without them blowing up. I’m also thinking that the gloved hands were made for handling the crystal, as they seem to be sculpted to cradle it.

And that’s our lovable jarhead from the bayou. I think this figure came out great and he looks amazing displayed with the rest of the Super7 JOEs. My only real nitpick is that I wish the shouting head had his regular hat sculpted on it, because I don’t have much use for the one with the headband. And yeah, I would have liked the standard issue JOE laser rifle, even though the M16 is pretty cool. Honestly, Gung-Ho’s load out felt like it could have used a third weapon anyway. I think this wave was part of Super7’s attempt to push collectors to go all in on the wave in order to get a bonus accessory pack, so maybe that’s part of it. Still, I’m really happy to add Gung-Ho to the Ultimates shelf! And since I jumped ahead to Wave 4 for today’s review, I’ll have to backtrack to Wave 3 next week!

Jun 10 2024

Star Trek (Deep Space Nine) Major Kira Nerys Sixth-Scale Figure by Exo-6

Exo-6 has been making Sixth-Scale Star Trek figures for quite a while now, but oddly enough they went in hard with Voyager. Now, I’ve learned to look a lot more fondly on Voyager when I see what passes for Star Trek these days, but still not enough to pay $200+ a pop on Voyager figures, even though I think they look amazing. But when Exo-6 started tapping into Deep Space Nine, I was all like, Shut up and take my Gold-pressed Latinum! So far I’ve checked out Captain Sisko and Quark, and now it’s time for DS9’s second in command, Major Kira Nerys.

I love Kira as a character and I love Nana Visitor’s portrayal of her. I don’t want to go all political here, but Kira managed to project herself as a strong woman without having to resort to the tired girlboss tropes that are so commonplace today. She was opinionated, independent, sensitive, passionate, impulsive, and nearly all of this was conveyed beautifully in the first handful of episodes. But that’s what you get when you pair great writing with talented actors. Anyway, I was extremely excited to get this figure, so let’s get to it… The packaging is nice, albeit rather straight forward. You get a window box with a sleeve over it, much like what Hot Toys has been doing for a lot of their stuff. I often lament about how expensive figures should come with some higher quality presentation, but as I get older I care about that sort of thing a lot less. One odd quirk about Exo-6 is that their habit of using less-than-stellar pictures of the figure on the box, which seldom live up to the quality of what we actually get and that trend continues here. Everything about the packaging is collector friendly, and Kira arrives all ready for display.

Exo-6’s Captain Sisko, and the rest of the DS9 Starfleet Officers we’ve been shown, reference Season 5 onward by wearing the Starfleet uniforms that debuted in the movie, First Contact. Eventually, Kira would wear one of those uniforms, but I’m glad they didn’t go that route for her figure… at least not yet. What we got is her Bajoran Militia uniform, and I’m pleased with that. It’s changed a bit over the Seasons, I think this is about middle-of-the-series design, and it still works in context with the Starfleet figures. I’ll also note that they resisted the urge to maker her preggers, which she was in Season 5, although if you’re a talented customizer, maybe you can make that work. The uniform is mostly crafted in a very soft and stretchy red cloth, while the shoulders and arms are tailored in a heavier cloth with a printed crisscross pattern. The tailoring is immaculate and the stretchy parts of the uniform fits the figure perfectly. The thicker sleeves can come off as a bit baggy in some poses, but it’s not something that I’m too concerned over. The boots are cast in a reddish-brown soft plastic with high heels and the pants remain tucked in nicely. Both her comm badge and her collar rank are sculpted in plastic and she has a pleather-type belt with a molded holster for her phaser. It doesn’t look like the phaser holster is easily removable, which is something I would have liked to see, as she obviously didn’t wear it most of the time. On the other hand, probably would have always displayed it on her anyway.

I don’t think the portrait here is quite the slam dunk we got with Sisko and Quark, but I do think it’s a solid effort. The biggest issue I have with it is that under certain lighting the lines under her eyes look a lot more prominent than they should, which in turn makes her look older than she should. Maybe it’s because I always found Visitor to be really attractive as Kira and I just think this sculpt could have been a little more flattering to her. It’s not nearly as noticeable to me when I’m not punching in close under bright lights, but it is there, nonetheless. Otherwise, I think the eyes are painted very well and they nailed the mouth, and the nose makeup beautifully. Exo-6 has also shown quite the eye for the subtle art of creating realistic skin tones, and that’s certainly the case here. The hair is also a great sculpt, and while Kira has had a few different styles throughout the series, I think this one suited her best. Of course, her earring is recreated with some lovely detail, complete with the chain that clasps on to the top of her ear. Like I said, I think this portrait is solid work, but falls a little short of what we’ve seen with the first two figures.

As for articulation, I can’t be sure about exactly what’s going on under that uniform, but I know I like it. Kira has a lot more range of motion than Sisko or Quark and I attribute that to the lack of padding under the clothes, as well as the use of a more stretchy cloth. Now, with that having been said, I still tend to be cautious when posing her, because I don’t want to get the material snagged in her joints. Which brings me to have to point out that the thin costume material does betray the jointing going on under them, particular the knees. Because of the high boots, you will not always be able to get her feet flat on the floor in wider stances, but she does balance pretty well, despite the high heels. Hands include: Fists, relaxed hands, splayed finger hands, a right phaser hand and a left hand for holding the PADD.

As for accessories, there’s a lot of “been there, done that” with the inclusion of a Starfleet issue PADD and Tricorder, These are both nice accessories and Exo-6 certainly has them perfected by now. The Tricorder continues to use the clever magnet design so it can be displayed opened or closed, rather than bother with a fragile hinge. But, I think Exo-6 cheaped out here by not giving us a Bajoran Tricorder and a Bajoran PADD. Accessories tend to be limited with these releases, and I think the cost really warranted going the extra mile here. I’ll also add that while the Phaser hand works OK for the Tricorder, I would have liked a more dedicated hand for that piece of equipment.

Thankfully, they did include her Bajoran Phaser, which fits into the holster on her belt. I’ve always liked this design and still have the toy version that Playmates produced back in the day. Exo-6 did a wonderful job recreating it here with some nice sculpted detail and lots of paint hits. The dedicated hand works really well with it too.

And finally, you get the same Transporter Pad style stand we’ve been seeing with all of these releases, but with one difference. Kira gets a waist ring on top of the post instead of a crotch cradle. I’m not entirely sure why they did this, but I would have preferred the crotch cradle, as I worry about the waist loop damaging the uniform over time. Otherwise, I like these stand designs. There’s also a transparent character card that can be clipped onto the stand, but I don’t bother with these.

I hope it didn’t sound like I came down too hard on Kira, because truth be told I do really love this figure. I think it’s probably a testament to how amazing Exo-6’s Star Trek figures tend to be that even a really good figure garners some criticism by comparison. I had precious little to nitpick when it came to Sisko or Quark, but Kira wound up earning a few quibbles, which I think were justified. The good far outweighs the problems, but if I were to lean hard on something it would be the accessories. She really needed more Bajoran equipment. And not offering an Essentials version with a Celestial Orb feels like a colossal misstep. Oh, and for the record, if they redo Kira in the Starfleet Uniform with the super cute hairstyle, I’d be on board for it. In the meantime, Odo should be up for release any time now, my preorder for Dr. Bashir is locked in, and I do believe a certain Trill will be dropping for preorder next!

Jun 7 2024

Marvel Legends (Zabu Wave): Cable by Hasbro

Where am I at with Marvel Legends these days? Well, still being extremely picky over new releases and buying others as they hit clearance. Case in point, with the new Zabu Wave, I only preordered one figure and as you can tell by the title, it was Cable. I may pick up Black Winter and Wolfsbane, but that’s all I’m really willing to pay full price for out of this assortment. We’ve had three versions of Cable released in the modern Legends line: One in the Sasquatch Wave, One in the Juggernaut Wave, and the MCU Version. One might think I’d be all Cabled out, but there was no way I was passing on him in the iconic blue and yellow jammies.

We’ve been back to the window boxes for at least a few waves now. Maybe more… I haven’t been watching too closely. The package let’s you get a great look of the figure and accessories, as well as part of Zabu’s leg, which kind of looks like fried chicken. There’s some nice character art on the side panels and the back shows you who you need to buy to complete the wave.

And here’s Cable all decked out in The Team’s colors and looking sharp as all hell! Hasbro gets away with using a mostly generic buck, with the obvious exception of the cybernetic left arm. The bulk of the body is cast in blue plastic, with the boots and feet cast in yellow and a little paint above the lower leg swivel to help the boots reach up to the sculpted knee pads. And they did a pretty decent job of matching the yellow paint to the plastic, which couldn’t have been all that easy as it was going over blue. The belt and shoulder straps are all one piece, cast in soft plastic and worn by the figure. This includes some sculpted pouches and the black on red X symbols on the belt buckle and up high near his shoulders. Finally there are a pair of wrist cuffs and thigh straps with more pouches, all cast in soft plastic and worn by the figure as well. The thigh straps stay put pretty well by friction, but you have to be careful of those wrist cuffs when swapping hands. All in all it’s a clean and simple comic look and the blue and yellow deco is positively smashing!

The head sculpt is new and I’d definitely rank it as at the top of my list of Hasbro’s best. The skin tone looks great, especially with the ever so subtle dusting of whiskers. His manly chiseled features include a slab of chin and a strong jawline, some wonderful creasing in his brow, and the distinct folds running from his nose and framing his dour, downturned mouth. The left eye has a techno-organic glow created by a burst of translucent yellow plastic, similar to the figure from the Sasquatch Wave. And boy did they do a great job with the grizzly crisscrossing scars over his right eye. Finally, his white coif is cast as a separate piece of plastic, which gives us that immaculate hair line that I love so much. I can’t say enough great things about this portrait, Hasbro positively nailed it!

This figure holds no surprises when it comes to articulation, as he has all the usual points. One thing that is a tad disappointing is the use of pins in just the right arm. The legs are pinless, as is the cybernetic arm, so at least we’re three out of four, but having one throwback limb is a shame. On the upside, I really love the work they put into the cybernetic arm sculpt with the ribbons of metallic muscle. The finish is really nice too. You get two sets of hands, which include a right fist, a left graspy hand and a pair of gun-toting hands.

And yes, you get guns! These are both interesting sculpts with a futuristic sci-fi flavor, kind of halfway between big pistol and short rifle. One has a double-barrel and the other has what looks like a chaingun barrel. They are each cast in that sort of cheap looking gray plastic Hasbro rolls out now and again, with some black paint hits. I like them both well enough, but I would have liked them more with some silver paint. I also would have liked to see a BFG-style rifle here, but I can always loan him one from a previous Cable.

Cable here is proof positive that Hasbro can still tempt me with full price Marvel Legends, and also impress me when I do decide to buy them. Granted, I was the target audience for this figure, because I’ve been wanting a classic blue-and-yellow suit Cable for a while. Yes, the pins in the one arm are nagging me a bit, and the guns could have been a bit more spectacular, but there’s still a lot to love here. The head sculpt is an absolute homerun and the blue and yellow plastic pops beautifully. Plus, he’s just loads of fun to play with. So much so, that this figure will be probably stay on my desk within arm’s reach for at least a week or so before he finally Body Slides over to the display shelves.

Jun 5 2024

G. I. JOE Classified: Quick Kick by Hasbro

So many great Classified figures have been pouring in and I’m so woefully far behind. I could probably review a different Classified figure every day for the next two weeks and still not be close to current. And with so many awesome figures waiting their turn, I decided to just randomly grab one off the stack of recent arrivals. And the winner is Quick Kick!

And we are officially back to window boxes! Now, I didn’t totally hate the enclosed boxes and the cardboard foot lockers were kind of neat. But, I will not miss having to go through those tissue baggies with a magnifying glass to make sure I’m not throwing out an accessory. Here we get everything laid out in the tray, a great look at the actual figure, and even some fantastic character art too! I’m pretty torn on Quick Kick as a character. Some of that comes from me preferring the shooty side to GI JOE as opposed to the Ninjas and Kung Fu stuff. But with Quick Kick, I was just not a big fan of how the Sunbow cartoon treated his character as a wisecracking actor obsessed with old movies and doing bad impressions. It’s especially unfortunate when you consider how interesting the figure’s File Card was regarding his mixed heritage being the inspiration for his martial arts training. It’s also worth noting that 1985 was an absolute banger year for JOE figures and Quick Kick kind of got pushed down on my want list, buried by a lot of other figures. But I got him eventually and I definitely had fun with him, giving him a very different personality than the cartoon version. So, let’s see how the Classified version turned out…

As has been the trend lately, Quick Kick sticks pretty close to the original RAH figure, which itself wasn’t too far off from what we saw on the cartoon. Quick Kick’s uniform consists entirely of a pair of black martial arts pants with some gray printing on the sides, a gray belt with some sculpted pouches, two gray wrist cuffs, and a shuriken-studded red baldric. He’s showing more skin than any JOE so far with some wonderfully sculpted muscles in the upper body and newly sculpted bare feet. The printed pattern on the gray side panels of his pants is crisp and you get a little silver paint for the belt buckle. The baldric is the biggest departure here, as both the RAH figure and the cartoon design had it running straight down from his left shoulder and into his pants. Here it runs across his chest and back and under his right arm. I think this design makes more sense, especially since it’s actually worn by the figure and not just part of the body sculpt. There’s some stitching sculpted into the sides, and I really love how the shuriken are sculpted to look like they are tucked into pockets, rather than just stuck on magically.

You get two head sculpts to choose from, the first being a neutral expression, and I really like what they did with it. There’s a lot of personality in this portrait. It leans into the cartoon likeness a bit, but still manages to be its own thing. The hair is sculpted separately from the head with his head band included as part of it. There’s a little slop between the hair strands and the white band, but you have to get in pretty close to see it.

The second head is good too, but I would have much rather had something close to the artwork on the box over this one. He’s got one eye brow arched a bit more than the other and his lips are kind of pursed like he’s about to whistle. “You know how to whistle, don’t you Quick Kick? You just put your lips together and blow.” Yeah, I’m not sure they were going for the Humphrey Bogart reference. It kind of looks like he’s out shopping for a car and the dealer just told him the price and it’s a lot more than he was hoping for. Or maybe he just hit his pinkie toe on the coffee table and he’s waiting to feel it.

The articulation in this line has been consistently great and that’s certainly the case with Quick Kick. He features the usual double hinges in the elbows and knees, swivels in the biceps and thighs, hinged pegs for the wrists, along with hinges and lateral rockers in the ankles. You get a swivel in the waist and the ab crunch hinge isn’t terribly jarring to look at despite his bare upper body. The neck is ball jointed both top and bottom and you get the lateral crunches in the shoulders, along with the regular rotating hinges, and the hips are ball jointed. He is super fun to play with and even has a very nice balance. Quick Kick comes with three sets of hands: Fists, karate chop hands, and accessory holding hands.

The RAH figure came with a black backpack that you could stick his sword through, but here it’s been recolored to red to match the baldric, and it comes with two slots for swords, because Classified Quick Kick has double the sword count! The swords are twins and have some great sculpted detail on the pommels and grips. The blades are painted silver and have slightly curved blades and narrow fullers.

He also has four loops on the back of his belt to hold two sets of nunchucks. It works well and reminds me of a Michelangelo figure from Playmates TMNT line. The chucks themselves have pommels and grips that match the swords, and I thought that was a cool little touch. The chains are plastic, and while that’s not usually ideal, the plastic is very pliable and doesn’t look like it’ll suffer from stress marks are breakage. They pose well and I’m happy with the way these turned out.

Two final accessories include a thrown shuriken effect piece and a Fudgie Bar. The first is cast in translucent blue plastic with the shuriken itself painted silver. I like what they were going for here, but I don’t think the effect works all that well. At least, to me it doesn’t really look like he’s throwing it, but your mileage may vary. The partially unwrapped Fudgie Bar is really well done and they even sculpted the little breakaway cubes that make up the candy bar. It’s interesting that Hasbro is now throwing cartoon specific accessories in with Classified, as that’s been Super7’s wheelhouse, but it’s fun that they did.

Yes, Quick Kick was pretty far down my list of anticipated figures, but I think it’s a credit to how great the line is that I was always going to buy him anyway. And I am sure glad he did, because he turned out great. The minor changes made to his design work really well and the fact that he has places to store both sets of weapons is a big plus in my book. And he’s already got his buddy Bazooka here, plus Hasbro just dropped a preorder for Alpine, so he’s going to be in great company on my shelf!

Jun 3 2024

Mythic Legions (Poxxus): Azahazzar by The Four Horsemen

After a little segue last time to check out the Dark Templar Legion Builder, today I’m headed back into the Poxxus Wave to open another figure from Mythic Legions most recent assortment. This time we’re going big with the Demon King Azahazzar! And just to show you that The Four Horsemen aren’t making up all the canon as they go along, Azahazzar and Poxxus were both name dropped all the way back in the original Kickstarter. When Poxxus summoned the Demon King, Azahazzar to the realm of Mythoss he was split into two twin demons, Azhar and Zazhar. But, when Poxxus returned to Mythoss, he used his power to join them together once again as Azahazzar! I only own one of the two twins, Zazhar, and I reviewed him back in 2021. He actually didn’t make the cut when I was budgeting my original preorder, but I grabbed him when he came back in one of the All-Star Waves. Meanwhile, Azhar still eludes me, and I’m OK with that, since he’s mostly just a repaint and my action figure dollars can only stretch so far. Anyway, let’s check out this big boy!

As a bigger figure, Azahazzar comes in a box, rather than the usual card and bubble. But, we’ve seen these larger boxes many times here, so there’s nothing really new. It is collector friendly and there’s a little bio on the side panel recounting most of what I already talked about. Azahazzar is part of the Ogre Class, which makes him considerably taller than the regular releases, but still not as big as the infamous Trolls.

And Azahazzar is indeed a gloriously evil looking and imposing beastie. From the waist up, he’s mostly in the buff, but he does have some beautifully sculpted shoulder armor and some purple bracers worn on his forearms. His chiseled demon physique is pretty impressive and I absolutely love what they did with the paintwork for his skin. It’s a chalky black with some green highlights suggesting that he is positively oozing demonic power. He also has jagged green fissures painted on his upper arms, neck and upper chest, depicting pulsing veins of power. Down below he has a chonky belt with plated hip armor and a softgoods purple sash and skirt. His lower legs are clad in plate armor and terminate in large hooves, also painted with an ethereal green glow!

The belt is dominated by a large visage of Poxxus himself, and this is a beautiful sculpt, painted over in bronze with red bulging eyes. The belt has all the little rivets and fixtures painted, along with the brown straps. As we’ve seen, TFH are really pushing the softgoods on these newer figures, and here the purple skirt and front sash are beautifully stitched and have some wire for posing or just giving them some weight to help fall more naturally.

And that brings us to the head sculpt, and this is just a superb piece of work! I can definitely see the design lineage trace back to the twins, only with a lot more detail, as it is a larger noggin. Some of the painted green veins are actually sculpted into deep fissures in his skin, particularly above the eyes and around the mouth. His deep set eyes are also painted in the same green and without pupils, giving him a piercing gaze. The top of the head tapers outward to accommodate the four ram-like horns that curve upward and outward majestically. These too are painted with more of that ethereal green. The neck and head are framed by those sweeping and organic shoulder armor pieces and if you look close you can even see some small runes sculpted into them and painted with more green.

Azahazzar comes with two translucent green magic effect parts, which can be attached to his wrists by popping off the hands and bracers. These can be fitted on with the flames pointing inward or outward for different effects.

And finally, he comes with a staff. The shaft of this is made up of two pieces that fit together, and these appear to be the same ones used for several of the past Ogre Class figure weapons. The top piece of the staff is made up of two large translucent spheres, one yellow and one blue, signifying the colors of the twin demons he was split into. I do have a bit of a problem with the top piece not fitting onto the staff all that securely. It will stay on, but it could get jostled off pretty easily. I will likely wind up gluing it to the staff.

And with Azahazzar, The Poxxus Wave has given us two very impressive Ogre Class figures, the first being the Dragon Man, Aracagorr. I do enjoy that this figure’s backstory ties all the way back to figures released in the very first Kickstarter, but even without that callback, he’s a magnificent piece of work. I actually couldn’t budget this big fella when I locked in my preorders for this wave, but luckily he was available after the fact and I was able to pick him up without getting beat up too badly on the price. I’m definitely glad I went back for him, because he’s going to be an imposing presence on my Mythic Legions demon shelf!