Watchmen Series 2: Classic Nite Owl by DC Direct

One of the things I sometimes regret not collecting was that line of DC Origins two-packs by DC Direct. The idea of getting a classic and modern version of the same character in one package really appeals to the inner historian in me. That’s kind of like what we have here with the Classic and Modern versions of Nite Owl. Granted some of the appeal is lost by the fact that Classic Nite Owl was created for the very same funnybook as Modern Nite Owl, so there’s no real history there, but I still think having both as figures is kind of neat.

Hopefully, I’ve established my love for the Watchmen packaging by now. Classic Nite Owl comes in the same peg-friendly window box that we’ve been seeing all week. His stand is not secured to the back insert, so that gives you one more undamaged backdrop display for your figures. Otherwise, there’s nothing new to be said.


So here’s my dilemma with Classic Nite Owl. On the one hand, I am not a big fan of his costume design. On the other hand, this figure represents an especially nicely sculpted and faithful reproduction of that design. So, let me get my personal feelings on the aesthetics out of the way. I get that this is supposed to be a vintage costume, but even with my love of retro Sci-Fi and Superheroes, this get-up just doesn’t work for me. It’s hard to take him seriously in those goofy yellow shorts, and his tunic just reminds me of a polo shirt. I do, however, like the owl-styled aviation cap, and the boots and gauntlets are fine. He even has one of his crescent boomerangs tucked into his belt. I get that the art designers were going for a certain cheese factor with the older characters, but so many of the other costumes look good, I just think Classic Nite Owl looks out of place.


Now, with all that having been said, the execution of the figure is top notch. The sculpted detail on his tunic is fantastic. You can see every last stitch, and I love the way the “fabric” bunches and pulls in all the right places. The head sculpt is also great, and again you can see all the little stitches in the flight helmet and the eye mask is sculpted, rather than just painted on. The figure sports a pretty basic color scheme, with the tunic, eye mask, and cap all grey and with yellow fringe and matching yellow shorts. The boots and gauntlets feature matte paint to give them a sweet, burnished leather look, and the flesh tone is all clean and free of splotches. From design to figure, there’s really nothing to complain about here at all.

Spinning DC Direct’s Wheel of Articulation, we find that Classic Nite Owl hit the jackpot. His neck isn’t ball jointed, but that’s because high belted collar. The head does, however, turn side to side. His arms feature ball joints in the shoulders, hinges in the shoulders, and swivels in both the biceps and the forearms. His legs feature a standard “T” in the hips and hinges in the knees. The sculpting on the tunic inhibits the shoulder articulation a bit, but still… not bad.

And that’s Classic Nite Owl. If you dig the costume, you’ll get a lot more mileage out of this figure than I do. But even with my lackluster feelings toward the character design, I still can’t deny this is one of the better efforts in the line, he’s close to the original Silk Spectre in terms of the amount of love DCD seemed to pour into him. You get a great sculpt, solid paint work, and decent articulation for the line.

I’ll check back later on tonight to wrap things up with Modern Nite Owl.

Watchmen Series 1: Ozymandias by DC Direct

Sorry if I popped a gasket yesterday. It was a long day and coming back later to be so disappointed by Silk Spectre II after being rather impressed by her mom… well, it really put a damper on my evening. I’m back, refreshed with a couple pre-emptive belts of Jameson to steady my nerves, and ready to tear open the next figure in DC Direct’s Watchmen line. Today I’m limiting myself to only one, and he doesn’t even have a variant, so hopefully things will go a little more smoothly as we take a look at Ozymandias. I don’t have a hell of a lot to say about this figure, so we should be able to get through today pretty quickly.

Once again, here is a look at the Watchmen packaging. Let’s take a moment together to bask in its beautiful deco, its collector friendly design, and its uncanny ability to stand on the shelf or hang on the peg. It is the alpha and omega of action figure packaging, and I’m about to shred it to pieces to get to my toy inside.


In terms of character design, the film version of Ozymandias, as wonderfully played by Matthew Goode, was quite a departure from the Ozymandias we saw in the panels of the Watchmen funnybooks. While the fanboy in me originally raged against many of these changes, I can certainly see why the designers went with this more modern look to assist with mass audience consumption, so I don’t begrudge them this change at all. What’s here isn’t the most exciting character design, but it’s more practical and probably far better suited to the action figure treatment than his comic garments.

Gone are the primary colors, replaced by a far more subdued, yet still snazzy looking coppery-bronze armor. I was pleasantly surprised the film designers didn’t go more overboard Egyptian on his motif. As it stands all we get is a very subtle Eye of Horus style emblem on his belt. The rest of Ozy’s costume features a basic muscle-sculpted body suit with armor reinforced around the shoulders, gauntlets and boots. He also sports a standard soft, pliable plastic cape. There’s a little shimmer to the paintwork, which helps keep the figure stride the line between being too gaudy.

Ozy’s portrait is pretty solid, if not remarkable. The likeness to Goode is definitely there. The headband and eye mask are both sculpted as well as painted, and while there’s a wee bit of slop around the flesh paint, it’s nothing bad enough to bother me. All in all, this is a competent job on the head, DCD.

Oh, looky here… Ozymandias apparently hit the jackpot while spinning DC Direct’s Wheel of Articulation. He came away with ball joints in the neck and shoulders, hinges in the elbows and knees, swivel cuts in the wrists, and a standard “T” joint at the hips. You won’t get him into any crazy action poses, but there’s enough serviceable articulation here to work with.

Ozy’s redesign wasn’t the most exciting thing to work with, but what’s here is certainly well executed. He’s a good looking figure with decent articulation for this line. As always, the figure stand is a nice bonus even if he can stand fine on his own, but what’s really missing is a little Bubastis figure to put beside him. It wouldn’t have taken up much more plastic than Dr. Manhattan’s legs and a static piece would have been fine. On the other hand, Bubastis didn’t exactly play a large part in the film, so I guess I can understand leaving him out.

And that’s another Watchmen figure in the bag. I should be able to wrap up everything tomorrow with a look at both Classic and Modern Nite Owl.

Watchmen Series 1: Silk Spectre II by DC Direct

Here I am, back as promised, to take a gander at the second lady of The Watchmen: It’s Silk Spectre II (aka Laurie Juspeczyk). Wow, I am torn on this figure. Let’s dig right in and see why…

There’s the packaging. Laurie looks awesome displayed in this wonderful window box, but there’s nothing here different from the other Series 1 figure packaging, so there’s not a lot new to talk about. Moving on…


Silk Spectre represents a great combination of solid sculpt and excellent paintwork for the body, and some passable work for the head. The portrait isn’t perfect, but it’s a lot closer to the lovely Malin Akerman than the original Spectre figure was to Carla Gugino. Still, likeness aside, I don’t think the quality of the sculpt and paint live up to the previous figure. I think the big sticking point for me is that the paint on the eyes just looks rather cartoonish to me. Her long, straight hair is executed pretty well, but renders her head articulation almost useless. What’s here for the portrait certainly isn’t at all bad, but it’s just not amazing.

The body on the other hand is great, and I mean that in more ways than one! Yes, DC Direct captured Spectre’s feminine form quite well, but they also really knocked the outfit right out of the park. The mix of matte yellow and high-gloss black used for her costume is clean and spot-on to the source material. The fine silver paintwork on the zipper is impressive for a figure in this scale and price range, and really ties everything together. All the lines along the components of her outfit are actually sculpted to give the figure a nice layered look and add a lot of credibility to the appearance of her costume. Spectre is sculpted standing with her hands clenched into fists and her posture is ram-rod straight. And that, my friends, leads us to her articulation…

Let’s not mince words: Silk Spectre’s articulation sucks and there’s no reason for it. I could somewhat forgive Rorschach because he had the trench coat, but there’s no reason for Laurie here to have less articulation than her mother. Here’s what you get: A ball jointed neck, ball jointed shoulders, hinges in the elbows, and swivel cuts in the thighs. That’s it! The head and arms are about on par with the rest of the figures, so I won’t complain much about them, but where’s the “T” joint in the hips? Where are the hinges in the knees? What the fuck is the point of the swivels in the thighs??? When you tweak them even one jot and she can’t stand and her feet don’t look natural in any other position. Besides, every other figure in this line is sporting some ability to adopt something of a trademark pose, while Laurie here just stands at attention. Why, DC Direct? What happened here? Did you just spin a giant wheel to randomly decide which figure gets blessed with articulation and which gets cheated? Oh, holy hell, I need a belt of Jameson.

If I had opened Silk Spectre II right after opening Rorschach, I think I would have been a lot less disappointed. But after finding decent enough articulation on Comedian, Dr. Manhattan, and the original Silk Spectre, I really got my hopes up that Rorschach was an exception that was hampered because of his trench coat. The truth is Laurie looks really good on the shelf, flanked by her fellow Watchmen, but there’s just no excuse for DC Direct limiting her articulation as much as they did and that makes her all the more frustrating a figure. Scratch that, she’s not a figure… she’s a semi-articulated statue, and if I’m going to display a statue on my shelf, I’d rather have something a lot more dynamic looking than the way she turned out. Damn you, DCD, you were doing so well and now this!

I’m going to go off and drink heavily collect my thoughts and tomorrow, we’re going to move on to the smarty-pants villain of the piece… Ozymandias.

Watchmen Series 2: Silk Spectre by DC Direct

Wow, it’s Thursday already! The Doomsday Clock is still counting down and I’ve still got a lot of figures to look at this week, so I better get my ass in gear. Today I’m cramming two figures into one day because I really want to get through all of the Watchmen figures by Saturday, so we can move on to other things. Let’s start out with the original Silk Spectre, aka Sally Jupiter, and later today we’ll move on to Silk Spectre II, aka Laurie Juspeczyk. I can’t say as I’ve ever looked at figures based off mom and daughter superheroes before, and I blame that solely on the fact that nobody made decent Incredibles figures. Yeah, I’m still bitter about that. But I digress… let’s go!

Since we’ve already seen DC Direct’s Watchmen packaging and I’ve got to cover two different figures today, let’s not spend a lot of time on the boxes. Suffice it to say, I love everything about the in-package presentation. DC Direct didn’t stand on chronological ceremony and so the original Silk Spectre wasn’t released until Series 2. On the other hand, DC Direct was kind enough to give us Sally Jupiter in her prime and in her superhero garb, as opposed to a figure of her older self in a bathrobe quaffing down tumblers of gin. Good call, DCD! I have a weird affinity for 50’s style superhero and science fiction designs, toss in a pretty lady and this figure really scratches my itch. But before we get into the costume, let’s talk portraits…

The original Silk Spectre was played by Carla Gugino. I honestly don’t see a lot of her in this head sculpt. The mouth is too small and the face isn’t rounded enough. Now, setting likeness aside, this figure still sports a drop dead gorgeous head sculpt. The face is beautiful and it features immaculate, potentially perfect, paint apps, all capped off with a really great vintage style hairdo. I suppose if you have a real attachment to the actress, the lack of likeness may be a sticking point, but I’m just so pleased with how great the head looks, I’m willing to be all sorts of forgiving on this point. Seriously, DCD, bravo on this one, as far as head sculpts go, this one is an absolute homerun and quite possibly one of your best efforts.


The rest of the figure is spot-on right down to her glorious example of 50’s cheesecake costuming. The dress is sculpted with realistic pleating and the skirt bellows up in the back to give a nice glimpse of her tushie. The yellow paint apps on the dress are darkened to make it look like her black undergarments are showing through. It’s a nice effort, but I don’t think it works quite as well as the designers’ hoped. The rest of the figure’s paint looks great. Painted skin tone often shoes up as dirty and smudged when it isn’t executed right, but that clearly isn’t a problem here. They also used a beautiful high-gloss black for the glove over her right arm.


Sally’s stockings and high heeled boots are a mix of sculpting, more high-gloss black paint, and the old mixed-media fishnets that DCD and Mattel like to use on some of their DC ladies. While the fishnets still have the problem of unsightly bunching on the back, the limited use of them here make them work a lot better than on previous efforts like Zatanna or Black Canary. In fact, this is easily the best execution of this stockings approach I’ve seen on a figure yet.

Silky-1 sports solid, albeit not super, articulation. Her neck is ball jointed, which allows for a decent amount of movement for her pretty head. Her arms rotate at the shoulders and are hinged at the elbows. She has a swivel cut in her left wrist, but oddly enough not in the right. Her legs feature a standard “T” in the hips and hinges in the knees. The sculpted skirt inhibits her forward leg movement at the hips pretty badly, but there’s just enough poseability here to give you a limited  variety of display options, but the figure really screams for some swivel cuts in the biceps and thighs. Close… oh, so close. Her articulation allows her to stand perfectly fine on her own, although she does come with the same gantry-style figure stand as the other figures.

In case you haven’t guessed, I am totally digging on this figure. She’s a beautifully crafted effort on DCD’s part, especially since she’s based on a character that doesn’t have a huge amount of screen time compared to the others in the line. One might not expect her vintage looks to hold up in action figure form, but the end result is one sexy piece of pin-up style plastic. Sure, the likeness isn’t there, and I understand that’s going to put off some collectors, but I’m still so very  enamored with the end result, I just don’t care.

I’ll be back later tonight to see how well Sally’s daughter fares with Silk Spectre II.

Watchmen Series 2: Dr. Manhattan by DC Direct

Pardon me for jumping back and forth between the Series 1 and 2 this week, but I’m a little pressed for time today and given his simple character design, Dr. Manhattan seemed like someone that I could get through quicker than the other figures in the line. Manhattan was certainly one of the more challenging elements in bringing Watchmen from comic to film, and I was overall pleased with his on screen portrayal by Billy Crudup, so let’s see how his figure turned out.


Once again, the packaging is awesome. It oozes the presentation direction of the movie, the deco looks amazing and the window displays the figure very well, while also concealing all the extra stuff (i.e. creepy extra set of blue dismembered legs) down at the bottom and out of sight. The downside of Manhattan’s package is that his figure stand is actually secured to the back insert with its own bubble, so you can’t get it off without destroying the cool backdrop. That’s ok, though, figures like Comedian and Rorschach are much more suited to display against the graffiti wall backdrop than Manhattan is, so I don’t count it as a big loss. Remove the tray from the box and you’ll see that you get a second lower half of the figure to provide two different display options. Let’s start with the version of Dr. Manhattan that you get right out of the box…

Yep, he’s a blue guy in his underwear. And the addition of the underwear was a mercy, DCD, because without his modesty garment, this figure would have blinded me for life. But saying he’s just a guy in his underwear really sells the detail in this figure short. He’s incredibly well sculpted right down to all his muscle tone, tendons and veins. Manhattan’s head sculpt is particularly excellent, with the detached, solemn expression that Crudup, or rather the CG model of Crudup, wore most of the time in the film. Granted, there isn’t a ton of paint work on the figure, as he’s molded in his intended blue flesh tone plastic. Still, the pupil-less eyes look great and the emblem on his forehead is crisp and precise.

Rorschach may have been a somewhat articulated statue, but Dr. Manhattan strides the line closer to being a bona fide action figure. He has ball joints in his neck and shoulders, swivel cuts in his hips, and hinges in his elbows and knees. He’s by no means super articulated, but he sports a lot more poseability than poor Rorschach. I’m not one to complain about good articulation, but what’s up with that, DC Direct? It seems like most collectors would have rather articulation cuts be taken in Manhattan rather than Rorschach, but I’m guessing it has a lot to do with the nature of the figure’s design.

Besides better articulation, another nice surprise with Dr. Manhattan is the inclusion of a separate set of legs so you can put him in a levitating pose. To perform the transformation, you simply pull the bottom half of the figure off at the waist and pop in the second set. The replacement legs are completely static, with his toes pointing down. The soles of his feet have slots that work with a clear piece that pegs into the figure stand. He’s a tad wobbly when displayed like this, but otherwise it works well and he looks very cool.


I wasn’t terribly excited about getting Dr. Manhattan, but truth be told, DC Direct went above and beyond on this guy. The sculpt and coloring are great, the articulation is right about what the character needs and the extra set of legs to offer two display options is really cool. With the extra half a figure included, he really feels like he’s in a different assortment from Comedian and Rorschach, but maybe DCD was able to cost it out because Manhattan uses so few paint apps. Either way, he’s a fantastic figure.


Dr. Manhattan was also available as an exclusive variant and once again, I’m going to let the in-package shots suffice because I’m not planning on opening him. There’s no new sculpting here, it’s just the same figure molded in a slightly translucent blue plastic. I know a lot of collectors go nuts over translucent figures, but I’m just not one of them. I see what DC Direct was going for here, and I applaud it, but if this figure hadn’t come to me as part of the collection, I would have been fine without owning it.

I’ll be back tomorrow to check out two generations of Silk Spectres.

Watchmen Series 1: Rorschach by DC Direct

This week, I’m going to do my best to avoid a lot of tangents about the Watchmen movie (and don’t even get me started on my love-hate relationship with Zack Snyder) but since these figures are based off of the movie and not the comic, I’ll have to touch on it now and then. Suffice it to say, I did more than my share of harrumphing about it when it was in production. Like a good stubborn little fanboy, I refused to see it in the theaters, but when I finally sat down with it on Blu-Ray I found myself enjoying it a lot, and my affection for the movie has grown a little more with each subsequent viewing. A big part of my fondness for the film comes from the casting and Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach is a fine example of that. He helped to portray a marvelously ambiguous character that evoked love, hate, sympathy and revulsion all in one complex package. DC Direct put out two versions of Rorschach, so let’s check them out, starting with the regular edition.


Rorschach comes in a gorgeous, peg-friendly window box, which DC Direct was once rather fond of employing and truth be told, I’m pretty fond of these as well. The deco is wonderfully designed from all angles and there’s a synopsis on the back as well as shots of the other figures in Series 1 and 2. While I’m not sure that space considerations will allow me to keep all these packages, they are 100 percent collector friendly and with the printed insert, providing a graffiti-stricken wall as a backdrop, they certainly make for a great way to display the figures.


When the sculptors at DC Direct are on their game, they do a fantastic job and that’s mostly the case here. It’s only Rorschach’s mask that feels a little subpar. The paintwork on the mask is fine, but some texturing on the hood would have been nice. As it stands, it looks too smooth, especially when compared to the beautiful texturing and detail on the trench coat.

Yes, the trench coat is downright awesome. The sculptors infused it with every possible little wrinkle and rumple, button and stitche. The flaps of the belt are sculpted in soft, pliable plastic and hang free of the rest of the belt. His collar is worn up and one of his epaulettes is buffed up too! The beautiful sculpt on the trench coat is punctuated by an outstanding paint job and wash that makes it look authentic. You can practically smell the old leather off of it. Even the pin striping on his trousers is immaculate.

As far as articulation goes, well you can never be sure what you’re going to get with DC Direct. In this case we got a semi-articulated statue. The torso and legs are totally static, with one foot placed slightly in front of the other, which makes him almost impossible to stand on his own. Rorschach’s head rotates left and right, but it’s slightly cocked to the side. A ball joint in the neck would have gone a long way. Finally, his arms rotate at the shoulders, swivel at the wrists and have hinges in the elbows. You can get a number of variable poses out of Rorschach, but he’s certainly more statue than action figure.

Rorschach comes with a swappable right hand and his trademark grapple gun. DCD might as well have just cast the gun and hand as one piece, but either way this is definitely my preferred way to display the figure. It still leaves his left hand balled in a fist for punching lowlifes. You also get a gantry-style figure stand with two loose pegs that you can position in three different holes. It’s not so much for customization but to allow DC Direct to use the same stand for all the figures. As indicated above, the stand is pretty essential if you want to keep Rorschach vertical.

Rorschach certainly is a great looking piece. DC Direct delivered a great sculpt and managed to capture the character wonderfully. Of course, a little more articulation would have gone a long way. He’s not only totally static outside his arms and neck; he can’t even stand without being plugged into his base. It makes Rorschach a great looking little statue to display, but he’s hardly an action figure, even by DCD’s limited standards.


But wait… there’s more! Rorschach was available in an exclusive variant edition as well. The variant is the same figure with a unique unmasked head, so everything I’ve been gassing on about holds true from the neck down. I have no plans on opening the variant anytime soon, but you can get a good idea what he’s all about from the in-package shots. He comes with the same stand and the same extra hand and grapple gun as the regular release. The head sculpt, sans mask and hat, is a solid enough likeness, but the paint work is rather bright and cartoonish, which doesn’t sit right on the portrait. I don’t think it’s quite on par with the likeness of Haley that NECA did for their pre-torched Freddy Krueger figure. The unmasked noggin looks a little bigger than the masked and hatted version, and in a perfect world, this head would have been swappable and included as an extra in the regular edition box.

Tomorrow, we’ll press on with the two versions of Dr. Manhattan…

 

Watchmen Week!

Alan Moore’s Watchmen has had a little resurgence as of late between the “Before Watchmen” books (which are surprisingly better than they have any right to be) and Matty Collector’s from-outta-nowhere “Club Black Freighter” figures, which are slated for next year. I was pretty close to subbing for those figures, but with the “Club Infinite Earth” sub in question at the time, it meant the possibility of paying $10 shipping per Watchmen figure if CIE didn’t go through. Ultimately I declined and as we all know now, CIE went through anyway. Way to cost yourselves a sub, Matty!

But that’s all fine and dandy because a short while ago I happened to pick up a complete set of DC Direct’s Watchmen line (Series 1 & 2, variants and all) for the mighty appetizing price of about six bucks a figure. As much as I’d like to have DCUC styled Watchmen, the DC Direct figures have a charm all of their own and these sure as hell didn’t set me back $25 each.

So, with The Watchmen suddenly somewhat topical again, I decided to devote a week to checking out the DC Direct figures. Of course, the really great thing about Watchmen Week, is it gives me today off because I’m going to start the week with a re-run. If you haven’t checked out my feature on DC Direct’s Comedian  go have a gander and start your Doomsday Clocks ticking. Meanwhile, I’m going to go pop in my Watchmen Blu-Ray, flip through my trade edition of the funnybook and get myself geared up for a week of Watchmen goodness.

I’ll be back tomorrow to check out Rorschach.

Mass Effect 3: Mordin (Series 2) by Big Fish

Good news, everyone! I survived another Black Friday and while that seems like an end in and of itself, it’s really just the first punch in a month long series of rapid fire shots to my groin. Ah, the joys of being a retail manager at Christmas time! Right now I’m exhausted, working my way through a bottle of Johnnie Walker, and still living off the leftover scraps of turkey and pie. But, I still owe y’all one more Mass Effect figure to round out this hectic week and I aims to deliver. Please understand when I tell you that today is going to be quick and dirty so I can crawl into bed and get some sleep. I promised to save my favorite Mass Effect character for last, and here he is: Mordin Solus.

Blam! Mass Effect 3 packaging. Nothing new to say here, except it still looks really nice and Mordin looks great inside. It’s hard for me to say exactly why I love this guy so much, but it probably comes down to his unique mannerisms and his rich and ethically questionable backstory. There were plenty of characters in the ME universe that I didn’t care much about talking with, but I never shunned an opportunity to rap with my favorite Salarian doctor. Every conversation was deeply satisfying and often made me either chuckle or feel sorry for the burden of the decisions Mordin had to carry.


The sculptors did a pretty good job on Mordin’s portrait, however, I do think his head sculpt is softer than the other figures. There’s just enough detail to get by, it still captures a lot of the character’s personality, but when you compare him to the likes of Grunt or even Thane it seems like he could have used a bit more work. I do like the way they executed his head apparatus, which is cast in soft plastic but stands up well and does not interfere with his head articulation.

Mordin’s body sculpt is great and really accentuates the alien nature of his legs and forearms. Those Mass Effect designers really loved using the “chicken leg” configuration for a lot of their aliens and the Salarians are no exception. His lab coat style outfit is achieved with pliable soft plastic attached to the torso and allowed to drape down to his knees. Alas, the paintwork on this figure is a little inconsistent. The white on the coat is slathered on rather unevenly and there’s a little bleeding here and there. Still, when all is said and done he’s an attractive looking figure.

Mordin features pretty decent articulation for this line. His head is ball jointed and has a good range of motion. His arms are ball jointed at the shoulders, hinged at the elbows, and have swivel cuts in the biceps. His legs feature the usual “T” joint in the hips and are hinged at the knees. Once again, we aren’t dealing with super articulated figures here, but what Mordin has, combined with his neutral stance, is useful enough. I was really concerned with how fragile Mordin’s thin elbow hinges might be, but they turned out just fine, making me consider that my Miranda figure’s elbow was really just a freak QC issue.

Accessories? You get the standard disc figure stand and you get a pistol. The figure stand is pretty essential since Mordin has virtually no chance of standing on his own without it thanks to his tiny feet and chicken legs. The pistol is a unique sculpt and features some really nice white paint apps. It fits in his hand pretty well and you can even thread his finger through the trigger guard.

And that’s all the Mass Effect I’ve got for you cats now. There are, of course, two more figures in Series 2: Garrus and Legion. I will be picking them up to complete my set, but it may be a little while until I get around to it. Overall, I’m glad Bioware and Big Fish were finally able to get these figures out. Sure, there are some inconsistencies in the line. But on the whole, I think it is a pretty solid set of figures. Granted, I got quite a good deal on these, only paying around $13 a piece, which is considerably less than the usual $18-20. I’d say four out of the six would have been worth the full MSRP to me, and I’m sure you can guess which ones those are. I’m tempted to try to get another Miranda to see if I can get a figure without the QC issues, but in the end I’ll probably stick with what I’ve got.

Mass Effect 3: Miranda (Series 2) by Big Fish

Ugh… Too much turkey and pie! I’m lying on my sofa, laptop on my bloated stomach and contemplating whether I can fit another turkey and stuffing sandwich. Maybe another brandy will help with the digestion. Yes, it’s Thanksgiving night and I hope everyone had a good holiday. What better way to spend it than to digest too much food and talk about action figures? Today, I’m pressing on with the first figure of Big Fish’s second series of Mass Effect 3 figures. It’s Miranda!

From the front, the packaging for Series 2 is identical to Series 1. Miranda’s looking pretty good in the package. If you flip it around, you can see that the printed insert has changed to show the four Series 2 figures and give you a little blurb about each. I didn’t shoot the back of the packages, so you’ll have to take my word for it. I was really excited to get Miranda, so let’s get her out and see how awesome she is. Hmm… awesome may not be the right word. “Ok?” “Mediocre?” Or maybe, “Oh shit, her left arm just came off!” Yeah, strap in kids, we’re going to have some issues with this one.


So, where to begin? Let’s start with the sculpt. For a figure in this price range, the folks at DC Direct, Big Fish, or whoever’s responsible, did a passable job with Miranda’s portrait. That’s passable, not perfect. The hairline is a little too high and her left eye is drooping, but I can still see Miranda in there somewhere. The biggest problem is that she can’t really hold her head straight. It’s not her hair sculpt, but rather something with the configuration of her neck, but she’s constantly looking at least a little bit down.

Moving south, her bodysuit is faithfully sculpted, right down to the hexagonal panel lines, and I like the high gloss paint used for her gloves and boots. Still, there’s something about the paint apps on her collar that always makes me think she’s wearing a bowtie when I first look at her. Bowties may be cool, but not here. Miranda’s shapely feminine form is certainly well reproduced here, but there’s something a little odd about her derrière. It’s probably from the way the hip joints are made up, but it looks like someone looked at the sculpt and said, “Needs more ass!!!” and they added an extra butt flap.

Miranda’s articulation sounds good on paper, but in execution it has some issues. Let’s start from the bottom and work our way up. Her legs feature a standard “T” at the hips and she has hinged knees. Unfortunately because of the aforementioned ass flap, her hip joints only allow her legs to move forward. You can pose her in a traditional Captain Morgan stance, with one leg up on something, but a lot of dynamic action poses are out of the question. Miranda’s arms are better, in theory, as she has ball jointed shoulders, swivel cut biceps, and hinged elbows. Unfortunately, the elbow hinges are so weak that her left arm pulled right out at the joint as soon as she was out of the package. It will go back in, but to pose her you pretty much have to reset the arm every time. The neck is ball jointed, but as already mentioned, she can’t look all the way up. The lack of a swivel in the waist further commits her to life as a somewhat articulated statue.

Miranda comes with a black disc figure stand. She will stand on her own, but with those little high heeled boots, the stand comes in handy. She also comes with a pistol, which she can hold fairly well in her right hand, providing you don’t bump her or anything.

As you can see, Miranda is certainly a letdown. She looks OK standing in the back of the shelf with her Normandy shipmates around her, but as an action figure, she really sucks. I realize Big Fish put these out, but they started life as DC Direct figures, and with poor articulation and a major QC issue, she represents two of the biggest inconsistencies collectors often have with DC Direct products.  I was really at odds whether to write up a feature for a downer like this figure on Thanksgiving, but then I didn’t want to end Mass Effect week on a sour note. And that means I saved the figure of my all-time favorite Mass Effect character for last… tomorrow we’ll wrap things up with Mordin.

Mass Effect 3: Tali (Series 1) by Big Fish

Here we go, time to finish up the first series of the DC Direct Big Fish figures with my second favorite character from the games: Tali or Tali’Zorah vas Normandy nar Rayya … um, yeah, I think that’s correct. Anyway, I thought the Quarian culture was one of the best fleshed out aspects of the Mass Effect universe. I liked the idea of the Flotilla and the Pilgrimage, and I particularly loved the way Tali was introduced in the first game as one of the more unlikely party members. The mystery behind the character’s masked appearance was a nice little story device as well. There were more than a few parts of the ME universe I glossed over for lack of interest, but I’d dare say I absorbed all that the game had to offer of the Quarian culture.

Once again, here’s a shot of the packaging. It hasn’t changed at all from the previous three figures in the Series. After looking at Thane in package, Tali is a welcome treat. She comes with her Omni Tool attached to her left arm and her shotgun visible through the side panel of the bubble. Not much else new here, so let’s razor this baby open and check her out.


First off, Big Fish made some very cool choices in the layering of this figure with soft pliable plastic for her hood and her lower sash. The hood allows for a completely separately sculpted and articulated head under the hood, which works wonderfully. The lower sash of Tali’s outfit is sculpted as part of her belt, so as to give the illusion of being part of the figure and then it is glued down to the legs. These features, along with the excellent sculpting of the figure itself, really convey all the cool complexities of Tali’s outfit. Other very cool touches include the sheathed knife on her left leg and the pouches on her belt.

The paint work on the figure is mostly excellent. Big Fish went with a nice pallet of purple, black and gold with some grey accents thrown in. There are a few tiny flubs here and there, but nothing outrageous for a figure in this price range. I do think they should have gone in a different direction with her mask’s dome.  It’s painted in high gloss purple and transitions lighter toward the top, but it doesn’t look quite right. Maybe if it was clear plastic and painted from behind it would have been more convincing? Some way of conveying her eyes through the mask would have been cool too. Still, what’s here is certainly serviceable.

Tali’s articulation is fairly good from the waist up and a little limited in the legs. The head is ball jointed, and the aforementioned soft plastic hood still allows for good movement in the neck joint. The arms feature ball jointed shoulders, hinged elbows, and swivels in the wrists, giving her good range of motion there. Her legs feature a typical “T” joint at the hips, ball joints in the knees. The legs give you a little something to work with, but the sash does impede movement down there a bit. Plus, with the way Tali’s lower legs are designed, in reality she should probably have a second set of hinges. Tali also has a swivel cut just below her chest. Super articulated? No, but she’s still far more action figure than statue,and you still have a fair amount of good poseability here.

Tali comes with the same stand as the other figures in Series 1, although she can stand just fine on her own. She also comes with her Omni Tool, which is sculpted in very soft translucent yellow plastic. Theoretically you could take it off her arm, but I haven’t tried. Lastly, she comes with her Scorpion Shotgun, which is a very nicely sculpted and painted piece. Unfortunately, it takes some futzing to get her to hold it. I may have to dig into my cup of clear rubber bands.

Tali is a nice return to form for Series 1 after the horror of Thane. I may have nit picked a few things, but that’s probably just because I love the character design so much. Truth be told, Tali is an excellent figure and looks great displayed on my shelf beside the rest of the Normandy crew. On a side note, I will likely still be  buying the forthcoming Play Arts Kai version of Tali, simply because she has no exposed face for them to screw up, and I like the character design enough to be willing to have her as a stand-alone piece in that scale.

And that wraps up Series 1. Tomorrow is Turkey Day and I’m taking the day off to eat, drink and spend time with family. I’ll be back on Friday to kick off Series 2, or at least the half of it that I currently have in my collection.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!