Star Wars Black (The Force Awakens): Guavian Enforcer by Hasbro

I’m up to the fourth and final release in the second wave of Hasbro’s 6-inch Black “Force Awakens” figures. This time, I’m checking out the Guavian Enforcer. I won’t get into specifics, but I will say that unlike Constable Zuvio, these guys not only had some screen time, but amazingly enough were actually mentioned by name. In fact, with two of the figures in this wave now in my collection I can finally recreate one of the cooler scenes from the film. But I’ll save the super spoilery picture for last.

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There’s the in-package shot. I don’t have a lot to say, except the red and black on this guy matches the packaging new Black Series boxes pretty dead on. The back gives you a little snippet about how these guys work for the Guavian Gang. If that’s a name that strikes fear, I’m guessing that in a galaxy far, far away, guavas are something very different than in our galaxy.

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I didn’t know what to make of this guy before seeing the movie, but I really dig the design. The crimson suit features all sorts of texture and wrinkles as well as a wash to bring out that lovely detail. He wears a high belt of pouches across his stomach and a complex network of belts and straps around his waist. I’m not sure what’s going on with the cable pumping something either into or out of his left knee, but who cares? It looks cool. The back of the suit has a subdued circuitry-like pattern etched into it. There’s also some decent texture on the boots. If I had one complaint about The Enforcer’s design is that the feet are kind of small.

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The head is just crazy. Is it a robot or a mask? I’m sure the whole history of these guys has already been published in some book somewhere. If not, it will be soon enough. There’s a little silver dry brushing to show a worn slash across the front. The recessed machinery that’s exposed around the center dot of the mask looks great. The articulation here is right in line with what the 6-inch Black Series has been offering lately. The arms are ball jointed at the shoulders, elbows, and wrists. The legs are ball jointed at the hips, have swivels at the thighs, and double hinges in the knees. The ankles are hinged and have lateral rockers. There’s a ball joint in the torso and again at the neck. He’s pretty fun to pose!

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The Guavian Enforcer does his enforcing with two beefy guns. One looks like a big pistol, while the other looks like a drum-fed grenade launcher. He can hold them in either hand. The sculpts are decent and they’re both painted in a matching gray and silver.

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What else can I say, other than I like this figure a lot. Next to Phasma, he’s my favorite figure in the wave, but then there wasn’t a whole lot of competition here. I’m sure Hasbro hoped to sell him based on speculation alone before the movie was released, but even afterwards, I think the design is cool enough to make him a fairly popular figure. And like I said earlier, now I can finally recreate this awesome scene…

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“Make your escape, Solo. I, Zuvio will hold off Darth Guava’s deadly enforcers. You must get Qui-Gon’s remains back to the ship so McCoy can revive him with midichlorians  from the magic Tribble blood!”

Star Wars Black (The Force Awakens): Poe Dameron by Hasbro

I’ve got two more figures to look at in this, the second wave of The Force Awakens 6-inch Black Series, and since I let one day slack to actually go see the movie (twice!) I’m going to try hard to get them both in today. I’m starting this afternoon with Poe Dameron in his X-Wing Pilot Suit, a figure that I was truly excited to open up after seeing the movie. Not to worry, I’m going to be really respectful about not including any spoilers, but let me just say, I really loved this character and Oscar Isaac’s portrayal of him. He was instantly likable and I hope to see a lot more of him. Let me also say how sad I am that the first figure I look at after seeing the amazing film has to be such a let down.

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The package shows off the figure well and that’s a good thing, because it allows you to take a good look at him and decide if you really want him or not. But I’m getting ahead of myself…

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Try not to look at the head too much, because I’m going to deal with that in a bit. Going from the neck down, I think this is a solid effort. It’s a pretty good rendition of the new style of X-Wing Pilot suit. You get a lot of elements that add depth and credibility to the sculpt, like the belts hanging off his waist and wrapping around his legs, and the additional chest piece and connecting hose. The suit itself is nicely textured and rumpled in all the right places. It’s nothing we haven’t seen before, even in the 3 3/4-inch line, but like I said, all in all a solid effort. I was eager to put the figure next to my X-Wing Pilot Luke from the first wave and see the differences in the suit designs, but more than anything it showed me how wonky the scale in this line has been. You can scroll down to the end for that picture, but suffice it to say Poe looks like a giant compared to Luke. Yeah, Luke was a short guy, but c’mon! And then there’s the head sculpt…

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Seriously, Hasbro? This is the head sculpt you went with… for a collector line. I have only two questions: Did you pay the guy who sculpted this? And if so, is it too late to stop payment on the check? This is just terrible. It looks like someone gave a flight suit to Humphrey Bogart’s homely brother, who also happened to be stoned… and possibly recently suffered a stroke. It looks nothing like Oscar Isaac. If this guy asked me for the keys to an X-Wing, I’d make him walk a straight line for me before I let him get behind the stick. As bad as the sculpt is, the paint isn’t doing it any favors either. Collector line, my ass. Don’t invite people to dinner, Hasbro, if you don’t know how to cook.

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Articulation here isn’t bad. The arms feature rotating hinges in the shoulders and elbows. The wrists have swivel cuts, which are a bit further up the arm to facilitate the arm swap, which I’ll get to with the accessories. The legs are ball jointed at the hips, have double jointed knees, and swivels in the thighs. The ankles feature some funky-looking hinges and have lateral rockers. There’s a ball joint just below the chest, which is discretely placed under the vest piece. The neck has both a hinge and a ball joint, but the head sits rather strangely on the figure and has a hard time looking up.

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Accessories include a pistol, which fits in his holster, a helmet, and two swappable hands. The pistol isn’t terribly remarkable. It’s OK, but his hands aren’t really sculpted to hold it straight. It looks like it’s drooping or like he’s about to drop it, even with the finger in the trigger guard.

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The helmet looks good on its own, but it doesn’t fit the figure all that well. It looks like it’s designed to be worn with the visor above the eyes, but even then, it’s an awkward fit. Then again, it might just be an optical illusion because of the asymmetrical deco.

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The extra arms feature the hands without the gloves. A nice bonus, I suppose, but frankly I’d rather they invested the time and money in a decent head sculpt first.

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It’s been over a year. You tell me, is this line showing improvement? 

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Poe definitely got the short stick when it came to this action figure. Finn’s and even Rey’s were better than this and while the Target Exclusive jacketed version of Poe didn’t have a great head sculpt either, I still think it was loads better than this one. It’s a shame, because I really liked him a lot in the film and I was really looking forward to getting this figure on my shelf. I would have been content with a decent 6-inch version, but as of right now, Hot Toys, looks like the ball is in your court.

Star Wars “The Force Awakens:” Sarco Plank, Resistance Trooper, and Snowtrooper by Hasbro

This was supposed to go up yesterday, but I was a bad host and spent five hours at the Star Wars instead. Despite the fact that I’ve now seen it, I wrote this beforehand and opted not to correct my speculations. It was, after all, the last time I can talk about The Force Awakens figures while not being “in the know” and I’m still really skiddish about doling out spoilers, no matter how small. What? Oh yeah, I freaking loved the movie. It’s fitting that the last time I saw a film in the theater twice on the same day was The Empire Strikes Back. Anywho, I’m hoping to swing back later with what would have been today’s feature, but I’ll have to see how the day goes.

It’s Day Three of my extended Star Wars weekend and today I’m switching over to sampling of the 3 3/4″ figures. This is just a trio of figures that I grabbed off of the pegs at Target the other day. These also happen to be a sampling of three out of the four separate Mission Series (Desert, Space, and Snow) with only the Jungle Series absent.

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Man, I still love this packaging so much. The artwork is grand and they’re so colorful. Too bad the backs are pretty ugly, covered in tri-lingual scrawl, and waste so much space on the build-a-whatever gimmick. Oh, yeah, get a good look at those weapon gimmick parts now because I won’t be bothering to talk about them.  Let’s start with the only guy here who has a name…

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Sarco Plank! Who is this guy? Maybe random background alien #6 or maybe he hops into an X-Wing and saves the day. I’m betting on something in the middle. He’s almost certainly another one of the Jakku crowd who seem to spend all their time scavenging. As I understand it, the initial assortment of figures focused on the early film to avoid spoilers. Either way, I’m surprised at how much I dig this figure, even if he is just an alien in robes and life support gear. The sculpted robes look great and he has that cool thing where the inside of the robes are detailed to show the legs, rather than just left smooth like the old Kenner figures.

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The life support gear features a backpack and chest piece with hoses running to his full mask. The mask has a definite insect vibe to it and features some mighty impressive paint for this scale. Yes, surprisingly, I’d say this is one of the better sculpts we’ve seen in the 3 3/4″ Force Awakens line so far.

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Sarco comes with a great little rifle with a really unique design and a wrapped stock. Next up… The Resistance Trooper!

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This is a figure that’s about as generic as his name sounds. He’s just a dude in a belted military-style tunic with some shoulder straps and a helmet. That’s not really a complaint. Star Wars figures have a long history of including infantry cannon fodder and this guy definitely fits the bill. I don’t think he’s as interesting a design as the Rebel Troopers from A New Hope, but probably not much worse than the Hoth Rebel Troopers and lots better than those Bespin Security guys. Still, taken on his own, I doubt I’d be able to tell that this was a guy from Star Wars.

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The head sculpt features a fully enclosed helmet with a painted yellow visor. I’m not a big fan of the painted yellow visors on these figures, but it’s OK. I think it’s funny that only his tiny nose is peeking out from the helmet. As army fodder, this isn’t a terrible figure and I may very well pick up at least one more. The Resistance Trooper gets a rife, which again is a pretty detailed little sculpt. I can see myself picking up a couple more of this guy if he’s all I find on a toy run someday and I don’t want to come home empty handed. Next up… Snowtrooper!

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I’ve already looked at the 6-inch Black version of this guy, here we have his smaller and severely less articulated cousin. Both the regular Stormtrooper and the Flametrooper in this scale were pretty damn good and I think this is my favorite of the three. The detail on the sculpt is excellent, and I really dig the way they did the kama. It’s just split down the back with each half part of each leg. The backpack is also removable.

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There obviously isn’t a lot of paint here, but the black accents look good and they even bothered to paint some stripes on the insides of the legs. He comes with a Stormtrooper rifle with extended stock.

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It goes without saying that all the figures are the standard five points of articulation, which is bothering me less and less. Yeah, I’ve been teetering on whether or not to keep collecting this line, but in the end, I’ve found that I can’t pass them up when I see them. They’re relatively cheap and it just doesn’t seem like Star Wars without some 3 3/4″ figures. I have a feeling that sentiment is only going to get worse once I’ve actually seen the movie.

Star Wars Black (The Force Awakens): Constable Zuvio by Hasbro

Nope, no changebots today. As mentioned yesterday, I’m doing a Star Wars thang for the rest of the week. Yesterday I looked at what was easily the most anticipated figure in the second assortment of The Force Awakens Black Series, and now I’m looking at what was probably the least… Constable Zuvio!

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Now, don’t get me wrong, I definitely wanted this guy. Getting figures based on Star Wars characters I know nothing about is a fond memory of my childhood, as is making up convoluted backstories about them that turn out to be wrong. I have a feeling Constable Zuvio will have a slightly bigger part to play than the Squidheads and Prunefaces of my youth, but maybe not. I’ll know in a couple of days.

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Zuvio is a somewhat short and stocky humanoid and I really dig the look of this guy. He’s got a filthy poncho and his wrapped arms and legs lead me to believe that he’s yet another resident of Jakku. The paint on the figure is mostly aimed at weathering and soiling to make his outfit look rather ragged and blasted by the elements. He’s got yellow wash on his legs and some green gunk on the bottom of his poncho.

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You can’t see too much of his face, just a couple of piercing eyes and a rather flattened nose, the rest is wrapped up in a scarf. His flat helmet and shoulder armor have a very Star-Warsy look to me. Again, there’s a lot more of that great weathering here. The paint on the armor is chipped away revealing the bare metal under it and the helmet is pitted and distressed. These little aspects of the figure really drive home the whole “used future” aesthetic of the original Star Wars films.

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Zuvio comes with a back pack that features a rather clever design. It pegs into his back, but has some partially sculpted straps that tab into slots on his poncho to make it look like it’s properly secured to him. It’s the first time I’ve seen something like this and the effect works pretty well. Again, we see some more weathering on the backpack.

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The articulation features a lot of the usual points I’m used to seeing in my 6-inch Black figures. The arms have rotating hinges in the shoulders, elbows, and wrists. The legs are ball jointed in the hips, double hinged at the knees, and have swivels in the thighs. The ankles are hinged and have lateral rockers. It feels like there’s a ball joint buried in his torso. He can definitely swivel at the waist, but I think I feel a little more movement in there as well. Lastly, his neck is both hinged and ball jointed. The plastic poncho is slit on the sides so as not to inhibit the leg articulation too badly.

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In addition to the backpack, Zuvio comes with another one of those staff weapons that seem to be so popular on the desert planets of the Star Wars Universe. This one is a little more primitive than others we’ve seen. It looks like the blade is roughly forged. There’s a lot of detail on it, particularly in the handle and it has a sculpted carry strap as well.

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Constables… in… Spaaaaaaaaaaace!

With the highly popular Phasma, a main character, and a troop builder all taking up the other three-quarters of this wave, I have a feeling Zuvio has a future in peg warming. If that happens, it’ll be a shame because he really is a great little figure and a pretty cool character design. With so many of the “background” characters populating the 3 3/4-inch line, it’s nice to get some exotic aliens in the larger scale, so Zuvio is welcome on my display shelf any day. And speaking of the little guys, tomorrow, I’ll take a break from the 6-inch Black line and check out some of those 3 3/4-inch figures!

Star Wars Black (The Force Awakens): Captain Phasma by Hasbro

As literally everyone knows by now, the new Star Wars film hits tomorrow, so I’m hijacking the rest of the week to look at a bunch of figures from The Force Awakens. Yeah, that means no Transformers Thursday or DC Friday and I’ll likely be taking the Star Wars content right through the weekend. I thought it only fitting to start off with that one elusive figure that has been so hard to find for so many collectors and especially for me. You see, I’ve been a patient little collector. After pre-ordering Wave 2 of The Black Series’ Force Awakens figures, I’ve been seeing them everywhere. That is all but Captain Phasma. And so for weeks now, I’ve been leaving the other three figures on the pegs, knowing that if I bought them and cancelled my pre-order, I’d probably never get everyone’s favorite chromed Stormtrooper Commander. Thankfully, the waiting has paid off and the assortment landed on my doorstep this week as my last Pile of Loot for 2015.

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Phasma comes in the same kind of window box we saw used for the first assortment. The red they added for the TFA figures really jazzes up the Black Series packaging, but I don’t think the diminished window space was value added. Of course, the little blurb on the back about the character tells us nothing we don’t already know about her, which is… well, pretty much nothing. Quite frankly, I love this time before the film hits when we get to speculate about the characters, even if sometimes the reality doesn’t live up to what I work up in my head.

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I’ve got to go all unconventional here and start with the paint. I was almost certain that I was going to be let down by the paint on this figure. And no, I wasn’t expecting anything like an actual chromed out vac-metal finish. Hasbro has used some truly awful looking silver plastic in the past. Just look at that Legends Ultron from the Iron Monger BAF Wave. However, I’m very pleased to say that the finish on the armor looks quite nice in hand. It looks closer to that wonderful stuff they used for Generations Leader Class Megatron. It has a really beautiful brushed steel quality that looks rather akin to a suit of medieval armor. There are a few scuffs here and there, but nothing bad and the black applications are reasonably sharp.

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Of course, the other reason I started with the paint is because the sculpt here is going to be readily familiar to anyone who has already picked up the 6-inch Black First Order Stormtrooper. No, the sculpt is not identical, there are some subtle differences, particularly in the codpiece and on the lower leg armor, but there are probably more similarities than not. It is still, however, a brand new mold because Phasma does stand a good head taller than her troopers. The only real big addition is the cape, which looks great on the figure and sports some nice sculpted detail, including what appear to be patches. The painted red trim on my figure’s cape is a bit sloppy, but not terrible. The cape is theoretically removable by doing a head pop, but my Phasma’s noggin is on there pretty good and I didn’t want to risk snapping the neck post by trying.

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Speaking of noggins, Phasma’s helmet is the other fairly big departure from her rank and file subordinates. It’s less rounded along the edges and adds some sculpted striping to the dome.

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The articulation here is right in line with the regular Stormtroopers, but here’s a quick rundown anyway. The arms have rotating hinges in the shoulders, elbows, and wrists. The legs are ball jointed at the hips, have swivels just above the thigh armor, double hinges in the knees, and both hinges and lateral rockers in the ankles. There’s a ball joint in the torso, right below the chest armor, and a ball joint in the neck. Articulation is good on paper, but as with the regular Stormtroopers, the armor can render some of these points rather restrictive, most noticeably for me in the hips. I wouldn’t call it disappointing, because it’s exactly what I expected, but when I play around with her articulation, I always want her to be able to do just a little bit more.

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Phasma comes with one accessory and that’s her blaster. It appears to be a repaint of the weapon released with the Snowtrooper, giving it the longer stock. The detail on this gun is great and the gold and black deco looks snazzy. It’s still a little too rubbery for my liking, but I guess that’s better than having pieces snap off of it. The weapon features a tab so that it can be secured to Phasma’s right thigh when not in use, just like we saw with the Stormtroopers.

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I can’t express enough how relieved I am to finally have Phasma in my collection and I’m thankful we’ve got e-tailers out there who will sell complete waves instead of just cherry picking the good stuff out and marking them up. This is a great looking figure that’s only held back by some of the hindered points of articulation, and if you know me then you know that such things are not often a big concern for me. Now, whether or not the character will be worth all the bother is yet to be seen. And from what we’re hearing, we may have to wait for the next movie for Captain Phasma to get some real screen time. It’s unlikely that I’ll get out to see the film until early next week, but I’ll confess that my excitement is building a little more with each day.

Marvel Legends (Hulkbuster Wave): Marvel Now Iron Man by Hasbro

I was going to start today by saying something about how many damn Iron Man figures we’ve had in the Legends line, but looking back, I don’t think it’s really been all that bad. Or at least, knowing Hasbro, it could have been a lot worse. On the flipside, this Marvel Now Iron Man is another example of Hasbro taking an older Iron Man mold and trying to make it work for a figure that it isn’t. We last saw this with the Space Armor from the Guardians of the Galaxy wave, which was reworked from the Heroic Age armor. Now we get the Marvel Now armor as a straight repaint of one of the earlier releases from the 6-inch Iron Man 2 line.

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We all know what the packaging on these looks like by now. The only thing to take away from this picture is that there is a precious Hulkbuster part in there, and man is it big and heavy.

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So, obviously the big departure for Tony Stark’s Marvel Now look is that he abandoned the familiar red and gold deco for a black and gold one. I can’t say as I have a strong opinion on this either way. Sometimes change is good, but things are called iconic for a reason. When it came to Kotobukiya’s ArtFX+ Avengers statues, I went with the iconic, but not accurate, red and gold deco, mainly to balance out the colors of the display more. As a result, I’m kind of glad to be getting this armor in its proper colors now. Unfortunately, it’s not really the proper armor. As mentioned above, this is just a repaint of Hasbro’s 6-inch Mark IV armor from Iron Man 2. It’s got the same basic contours, but it’s clearly not the same design. The original figure even came with a swap out head and hands, and this one doesn’t. Although in fairness, with the Hulkbuster leg in there, I don’t know that there would be room for any extras in the package.

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Now, with that all having been said, I think this is a pretty solid figure for what it is. The design looks great in these colors and the gold paint applications are clean and even. There aren’t many paint operations on the back of the figure, but that’s actually accurate to the design. In terms of the movie armors, my favorites tend to be the Mark III and Mark VII (in that order), but I’d say this is up there for a close third.

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The articulation is solid on paper, but runs into some limitations issue due to the sculpt. If you own a modern Legends Iron Man figure, than you’ll know what to expect. The arms have rotating hinges in the shoulders and the extra shoulder armor pieces are hinged to help them move out of the way. The elbows are double hinged and have swivels in the biceps. The wrists have rotating hinges, but the plates on the backs of the hands really impede movement there. This is annoying, because it’s hard to get his repulsor blast pose right. The hand just won’t bend far enough back. The legs are ball jointed at the hips, have double hinged knees, and there are swivels at the tops of the thighs. The ankles appear to be ball jointed, but the sculpt there renders those points almost useless. I do really like the plastic they used on this guy and the joints are all solid.

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I should be a lot more cross with Hasbro for what they tried to pull here. You shouldn’t be able to repaint an old figure and call it whatever you want. On the other hand, since I don’t have the previous release of this mold, I’m happy to finally have it in my collection, even if it is in the Marvel Now colors. If I find it bothers me, I can always just call him the Mark IV-B Stealth Armor because that’s a thing that I just made up. In the end, I’d like to think Hasbro had to go the repaint route here to pay for the costs of the Hulkbuster, which is larger and more complex than previous BAFs. And if that’s the case, I’m fine with it.

Transformers Combiner Wars: Legends Class Rodimus by Hasbro

I almost didn’t have anything new for Transformers Thursday this week and then I saw this little guy swinging on a peg and decided to pick him up. I’m really feeling the bite of pressure from real life this week, so I figured this was the perfect day to kick back and chillax with a Legends Class quickie. Let’s take a look at Combiner Wars Rodimus…

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Package shot. He comes in robot mode. Bubble held on with scotch tape. Keeping it classy, Hasbro! Nothing else to say. Let’s move on to the alt mode…

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Of course, Rodimus is a repaint of the Stunticon Blackjack, a figure that I liked a lot as a stand alone piece, but he doesn’t really fit into my Menasor, so I don’t really consider him an official Stunticon. The car is re-cast in a pleasing crimson plastic with blue painted windows and a bitchin’ flame deco on the hood. But, why you no have Autobot symbol on your hood, Rodimus? It seems very conspicuous by its absence. But also, apart from the deco, I’m not really feeling this as Rodimus. It’s missing something…

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Oooooh, yeah. Well, plug the axe weapon into the top and it sort of looks like a spoiler and now it kind of looks more like Rodimus to me. But seriously, Hasbro, why isn’t there an Autobot symbol on his hood? That’s really pissing me off. Anyway, transformation is the same as Blackjack…

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It’s quick and easy and it results in a nice looking robot mode, but one that is still a bit of a reach for me as Rodimus. Again, the coloring works well enough, and the new head sculpt looks pretty good, but the homage isn’t as tight as it could have been. Hasbro has done some impressive stuff with shared molds for different characters, but to me, this one isn’t one of their better efforts. Maybe if there was a way to put his axe on his back, it would have helped it along a little more.

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And yes, the axe still serves as a cool weapon, but again… an axe for Rodimus? Meh, not really.

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I know what you’re saying. Quit picking on the little guy. Well, don’t get me wrong, I think this is a cool little figure and I picked it up for under eight bucks so I’m not going to be super demanding of it. It’s an attractive figure and it’s fun to play around with. So while it sounds like I’m being really tough on him, I’m still plenty glad I picked him up, as he’s another little bot to wage war around my Titan Class Metroplex. I just don’t think he’s going to get to keep his name. Maybe I’ll just call him Hot Shot.

Marvel Legends (Hulkbuster Wave): Blizzard by Hasbro

It’s Marvel Monday again and time to tear into another figure in the Hulkbuster Wave. It’s exciting stuff, because it brings me one step closer to building this sweet Hulkbuster BAF! What’s not quite so exciting is that today’s figure is Blizzard. Oh…

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Packaging! Yes, the figure comes in packaging and it’s right in line with what we’ve been seeing for a while now. Blizzard comes crammed all the way to one side to make enough room for the giant front and back shoulder pieces of the Hulkbuster armor. Hasbro probably could have left the figure out completely, and this package would still have sold. Ah, but let’s give Blizzard his due and check him out.

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Yeah… Donnie Gill. I’ve got almost nothing. I think he’s the second person to carry the Blizzard identity. Was he an Iron Man villain? I vaguely remember that. Mostly, I know him as a one time member of The Thunderbolts. As you can tell, he isn’t high on my list of Marvel characters and that’s saying something, because I have an irrational love for a number of pretty obscure Marvel characters. Anyway, this is another one of those figures that just requires a basic buck, some metallic paint, and a new noggin and… voila… you’ve got Tiger Shark… I mean, Blizzard. I can’t place the buck, but there’s a hole on the back accentuating the hollow torso, so I’m assuming this body wore a cape at some point.

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Blizzard’s buck is a combination of white plastic painted metallic blue and vice-versa. There was certainly potential here, as if done properly the metallic blue and white could have been rather striking. Alas, there are a lot of eye sores on this guy when it comes to paint quality. The arms are the biggest offenders where the blue plastic bleeds through the white paint on the forearms and shoulders. The seams on the forearms look especially bad. There’s also some chipping or transfer on the legs. It’s a shame.

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The articulation here is very solid, even if the paint isn’t. The arms have rotating hinges in the shoulders and wrists, double hinges in the elbows, and swivels in the biceps. The legs are ball jointed at the hips, double hinged at the knees, and swivels in the thighs and lower legs. The ankles are hinged and have lateral rockers. The torso features a swivel at the waist, an ab crunch hinge and both a hinge and ball joint in the neck. The joints feel great and he is tons of fun to pose.

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And that’s all I’ve got on this guy. I’ve said it before, my Marvel collection is all about universe building, so it doesn’t bother me when I get a back bencher like Blizzard, so long as the figure is decent. Blizzard, unfortunately, falls just a little below the mark. If there were no BAF parts at stake, I wouldn’t have gone out of my way to buy him, but I sure as hell don’t mind adding him to my shelf as decidedly average as he is. Now if you’ll excuse me… I’ve got a strange urge to run down to Dairy Queen.

Transformers Combiner Wars: Prowl by Hasbro

Ugh, it’s been a brutal week and I’m pretty sure I’m coming down with something. I want nothing more than to crawl into bed and hug a bottle of Jameson. But, it’s Transformers Thursday, and I can’t let that pass me by, so I’m mustering up the resolve to take a look at a new convertorobo. Last week I mentioned that I was sitting out most of the Autobot wave of Combiner Wars. I picked up Mirage, just because I wanted to try out a bulkier version of the character for my Classics shelf, and I also picked up today’s figure, Prowl. Prowl is one of the Classic figures that just hasn’t aged well. I think the mold is passable enough, but there was a lot of clear plastic on that figure painted white and, unfortunately, it just turned out looking like garbage. And so, I decided to give the new Combiner Wars version a try to see if it could serve as a worthy stand in.

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There he is in package and since I’ve got nothing new to say on the subject, let’s take a moment to talk about mold reuse. Holy hell, it’s the fourth outing for this mold this year! Yeah, it’s been tweaked quite a bit from the Brake-Neck and Dead End figures, but still. Four times in the same line? If you set aside the Seekers, that’s got to be some kind of record even for Hasbro! Who the hell is going to buy four variations on the same mold in one series? Oh… yeah. I did. Let’s start with his alt mode…

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While Prowl may be remolded from Dead End and Brake-Neck, in auto mode, he’s a straight repaint of Streetwise. That hits pretty close to the mark, considering both vehicles are police cars and were released close enough that they’ll likely be sharing the pegs in a lot of toy aisles. That having been said, Hasbro did their best to get Prowl’s deco as close as possible to the original G1 toy. The plastic is more of a pure white and there’s plenty of black trim. The sides even have the Police Highway Patrol tampos to match the original Prowl’s auto mode. It’s an interesting homage, but to me this version of Prowl just doesn’t distance itself from Streetwise enough to make it work and this auto mode is just too far removed from his original Datsun mode.

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In robot mode, Prowl is missing all of his most distinctive G1 features. Gone are his door wings, the front bumper chest, and the shoulder cannons. He doesn’t even look like the Prowl depicted in the pages of the comic that’s bundled with the figure. All that’s left to make this Prowl is the new head sculpt and the G1 inspired deco. And yet, somehow it’s almost enough. The black trim around the chest piece works wonders to drive the homage home, despite being flat and not the front of the car. And the headsculpt? Yeah, there’s no doubt as to who that’s supposed to be. It’s a great noggin and I particularly love his blue eyes. By all reason this figure shouldn’t work at all, and yet it does… kinda.

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Prowl comes with the same shotgun we got with Streetwise, only this time cast in white plastic. Again, a big departure from Prowl’s trademark laser rifle, but I like it and it suits him.

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I know that I’ve gone on record here before about how much Prowl has meant to me over the years. He was one of my very first Transformers figures and he always factored big in whatever story I was playing out. In my own Transformers canon, Prowl has been and will forever be Prime’s First Lieutenant and Right-Hand Bot. So I’m surprised even at myself when I say that this figure works for me, at least in robot mode. Sure, it helps that the Classics Prowl figure is positively prehistoric. In fact, Classics Prowl has probably aged worse than the original G1 figure, which is just plain crazy. And maybe that’s a big part of why I have no problem putting this version of Prowl on my Classics shelf and retiring the old one. And keep in mind, this is all coming from someone who has no plans on combining this figure with anyone.

Star Wars: Unkar’s Thug, Jakku Scavenger, and BB-8 by Hasbro

It’s December, folks! We now reside in the very same month into which The Force Awakens will release. And while I’m not completely losing my shit over it like some people are, I’m still pretty excited. And wouldn’t ya know it, I’ve got some more Star Wars figures to check out! Today’s feature is another of those boxed Mission Series packs. The previous two I looked at were based on the Rebels series, but this one is most definitely from the upcoming new film. It’s also based on some characters we know basically nothing about!

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I’ve gushed plenty about this packaging, but isn’t it just great? The figures come in a little window box with some fantastic artwork and the ominous Kylo Ren and lightsaber up at the top. Everything is collector friendly and there’s a symbol on the side panel that denotes this set is part of the Desert Mission Series. The back panel features some pretty basic descriptions of the characters. Interestingly enough, the little guy is just called Jakku Scavenger on the front, but on the back of the box he’s named as Teedo. I’m assuming no relation to Teebo, although I suppose there could be an Ewok under all those wrappings. Let’s start big and work our way down…

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Unkar’s Thug is completely covered from head to toe in desert garb. He’s a fairly basic looking figure, but the sculpt is still solid. You get texturing on his shirt, a quilted pattern on his jacket, and some nice detail work on his mask, hood, and goggles. While previous robed figures in this series had detail sculpted between the legs, here it’s just left smooth like the old Kenner days. For the most part, the simple articulation is what I expected, but I was surprised they were able to work a ball joint into his hooded neck. The Thug comes with a staff and a blaster pistol.

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His buddy, Teedo is a tubby little dude all wrapped up in bandages like a mummy. His pale green hands, feet, and part of the skin on the top of his oddly shaped head are exposed. I’m guessing he’s some kind of reptile. There’s some really nice detail on the mask, he’s got a tank on his back and some pouches hanging off his hip, and some funky looking sandals. Alas, he comes with zero accessories, but I’m content to give him the staff.

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So who are these guys? Well all we know is they work for the scavenger Unkar Plutt (allegedly played by Simon Pegg), a junk dealer on Jakku. And based on the scenes in the trailer and the artwork on the package, I presume Rey runs afoul of them as they are capturing BB-8. While most of what we’ve seen pairs the little droid with Rey, he’s still clearly named as Poe’s droid. Could he be the common thread that brings Rey to the Resistance? Who knows, but it’s fun to speculate.

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Anyway, speaking of BB-8, yes he’s in here too, and imagine he’ll be the main selling point of this set. He’s a pretty solid representation of the spehrical droid, especially considering how small he is. You get some good paint and sculpted panel lines. The bottom of his body is flat, so he can stand without wobbling over. He also has a peg hole, but it’s really not necessary. The head is ball jointed and on a post, so it not only swivels, but can move front and back a bit. I’m going to assume this is the same figure packed in with the Force Awakens Millennium Falcon. I can’t imagine much they could do to change him.

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As usual, these packs come with a large gimmicky weapon. In this case it’s a gigantic missile launcher that fires two missiles with a net between them. I give Hasbro credit for actually working something in that’s possibly in the movie. We do see the little guy and Rey fussing with BB-8 in a net, but it’s still a ridiculous accessory and the net is small and made of plastic. So, meh!

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The going rate for these packs is $14.99 and I’ve been happy with that so far. In this case you technically get three figures, so it’s a pretty nice deal. I can’t say as I would have been rushing out to buy single carded versions of either of these junk scavengers, but they’re well done for what they are and the 3 3/4″ Star Wars line has always been about universe building for me, so the more diverse characters the happier I am. And hey, this was a much better way to get BB-8 into collector’s hands than making us buy that big dopey new Falcon, because that was never going to happen.